The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@ghost-of-a-duke said
A meteorite has been spotted, hurtling towards the Earth.

Should miss...

a meteorite is a meteor that has already struck

@very-rusty said
LOL@ suzianne, you may want to find out who the busboy is first! 😉

-VR

Why?

@suzianne said
And here I thought staff was just there to be abused once I get drunk. No?

Now that I think about it, it's been awhile since I felt up a busboy...

Hmmmm. Seems we may now need a bouncer to deal with the “rowdy” patrons. Kevin, included in your CV would you mind including a physical description. 🤔

@great-big-stees said
Hmmmm. Seems we may now need a bouncer to deal with the “rowdy” patrons. Kevin, included in your CV would you mind including a physical description. 🤔

Sure -- I could just copy and paste from my Craigslist ad.

But I hadn't taken into the account the possibility that certain patrons with their engines revving might try to feel me up on the job. Not really the kind of work environment I was hoping for.

@kevin-eleven said
Sure -- I could just copy and paste from my Craigslist ad.

But I hadn't taken into the account the possibility that certain patrons with their engines revving might try to feel me up on the job. Not really the kind of work environment I was hoping for.

Never mind them, Kevin - you're hired.

@torunn said
Never mind them, Kevin - you're hired.

Whoa!!! Hang on there, Little filly. What happened to our sitting down and discussing the hiring of new employees?😲

@great-big-stees said
Whoa!!! Hang on there, Little filly. What happened to our sitting down and discussing the hiring of new employees?😲

Sometimes we have to be quick on the trigger... 🙂

@torunn said
Sometimes we have to be quick on the trigger... 🙂

True enough but make sure you’re not shooting blanks.😉

@suzianne said
Why?

I hear lemon does most of the busboy duties. 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
I hear lemon does most of the busboy duties. 😉

-VR

That was, as it was for all of us, his first duty but he, along with torunn and I, have moved up the “corporate ladder”.

@great-big-stees said
That was, as it was for all of us, his first duty but he, along with torunn and I, have moved up the “corporate ladder”.

So who is your new busboy? 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
So who is your new busboy? 😉

-VR

“We”, apparently, have hired Kevin for the position, though I must have fallen asleep at the meeting of where we voted on it.🤔😡😉

@great-big-stees said
“We”, apparently, have hired Kevin for the position, though I must have fallen asleep at the meeting of where we voted on it.🤔😡😉

Perhaps it you tell him about the groping that could be involved he may more comfortable with the job. 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
Perhaps it you tell him about the groping that could be involved he may more comfortable with the job. 🙂

-VR

I sense they are more groupie than groper.

@great-big-stees said
I sense they are more groupie than groper.

LOL....You now have groupies?....Sounds like back in the 60's 70's....or did they ever go away? 😉

-VR