The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@torunn said
Well Rusty, this ain't that kind of place. 🙂

Excuse me torunn but we do serve a drink called the Pink Cougar. The name/colour is actually, in my opinion, a misnomer as it’s actually greenish.🤔

@great-big-stees said
Excuse me torunn but we do serve a drink called the Pink Cougar. The name/colour is actually, in my opinion, a misnomer as it’s actually greenish.🤔

I'll have a lager. There was a thread called alcohol, but it seemed to be alcohol free. Definitely nothing green though.

@relentless-red said
I'll have a lager. There was a thread called alcohol, but it seemed to be alcohol free. Definitely nothing green though.

Here you are sir. Be here on March 17th and your lager will have a greenish hue. Care for an Eccles Cake?

@great-big-stees said
Here you are sir. Be here on March 17th and your lager will have a greenish hue. Care for an Eccles Cake?

I once worked in Eccles, but not a fan of the cakes.

No need to wait for St Patrick's day to see lager turned green. It's just natures way.

@relentless-red said
I once worked in Eccles, but not a fan of the cakes.

No need to wait for St Patrick's day to see lager turned green. It's just natures way.

Actually I note that the Eccles Cakes have a wee bit of green on them. Seems they’re not a popular item here or needed to be kept in a safer place.😲

@great-big-stees said
Excuse me torunn but we do serve a drink called the Pink Cougar. The name/colour is actually, in my opinion, a misnomer as it’s actually greenish.🤔

Thanks Stees, but the 'Cougar' we were talking about had nothing to do with drinks. 🙂

EDIT: I suppose drinking may be involved, so you may be party correct on that one.

-VR

@very-rusty said
Thanks Stees, but the 'Cougar' we were talking about had nothing to do with drinks. 🙂

EDIT: I suppose drinking may be involved, so you may be party correct on that one.

-VR

And I repeat: no cougar in this place other than your imagination.

@torunn said
And I repeat: no cougar in this place other than your imagination.

It is a fantasy Tavern, as you reminded me previously, it doesn't have to be real! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
It is a fantasy Tavern, as you reminded me previously, it doesn't have to be real! 😉

-VR

That's true, but we keep our fantasies to ourselves. 🙂

@torunn said
That's true, but we keep our fantasies to ourselves. 🙂

Hmm, well that explains why the elevator to the secret fantasy dungeon is only reachable through a particular sequence of secret passages and hidden chambers.

(Don't worry -- the attendant informed me very firmly that the dungeon was not meant for casual visitors and sightseers.)

As for the job offer, I would still be interested in working here, but only doing simple stuff, and maybe only a few days a month. Plus it should be with Stees' agreement as well.

I should mention that I have meanwhile had a couple of surprise job offers from Prague and Tokyo (occasional contract work, which is all I can say because of NDAs), so I would like to keep my schedule here flexible if possible.

@kevin-eleven said
Hmm, well that explains why the elevator to the secret fantasy dungeon is only reachable through a particular sequence of secret passages and hidden chambers.

(Don't worry -- the attendant informed me very firmly that the dungeon was not meant for casual visitors and sightseers.)

As for the job offer, I would still be interested in working here, but only doing simp ...[text shortened]... ch is all I can say because of NDAs), so I would like to keep my schedule here flexible if possible.

We are currently vetting your CV and have come across a couple of “anomalies”. We ask that you arrange an in person tête-à-tête, at your convenience of course.

@great-big-stees said
We are currently vetting your CV and have come across a couple of “anomalies”. We ask that you arrange an in person tête-à-tête, at your convenience of course.

An interesting request, considering I am only applying for what I understand to be a busboy position with some related custodial duties and the occasional escorting out of an unruly customer, with no pay, group insurance plan, or other benefits.

Nevertheless, I know a very nice bookstore and tea shop with old-world charm about 20 km from Checkpoint Charlie. It has a long history of being a neutral meeting ground for much more highly charged matters.

Meet you there sometime next week?

@kevin-eleven said
Hmm, well that explains why the elevator to the secret fantasy dungeon is only reachable through a particular sequence of secret passages and hidden chambers.

(Don't worry -- the attendant informed me very firmly that the dungeon was not meant for casual visitors and sightseers.)

As for the job offer, I would still be interested in working here, but only doing simp ...[text shortened]... ch is all I can say because of NDAs), so I would like to keep my schedule here flexible if possible.

That would suit us too, I believe. Many of our regulars like to help out, they feel like part of the family, so to speak, so your assistance would only have to be temporary. Stees will let you in on the details.

Edit: I see that Stees has already replied. I trust you both will come to an agreement.

@kevin-eleven said
Hmm, well that explains why the elevator to the secret fantasy dungeon is only reachable through a particular sequence of secret passages and hidden chambers.

(Don't worry -- the attendant informed me very firmly that the dungeon was not meant for casual visitors and sightseers.)

You end up in the woodshed.

@the-gravedigger said
You end up in the woodshed.

Is that what they lead to...? I have never managed to find my way through these passages.