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@great-big-stees said
Never try to stare down a grizzly bear.🙈
LOL....True that, and don't run they are faster than they appear.

-VR

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if they run at you you can sidestep like a matador

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@lemondrop said
if they run at you you can sidestep like a matador
Olé 👍

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@very-rusty said
LOL....True that, and don't run they are faster than they appear.

-VR
Actually they claim lay down, remain calm and motionless, the bear will smell you, he won't like the smell and leave.
I always thought, sure he won't like the smell, cause I'd soil myself.

Not a drinker, I'll have a Roy Rogers and a joint of Chem diesel please. Put it on VR's tab.

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@gambrel said
Actually they claim lay down, remain calm and motionless, the bear will smell you, he won't like the smell and leave.
I always thought, sure he won't like the smell, cause I'd soil myself.

Not a drinker, I'll have a Roy Rogers and a joint of Chem diesel please. Put it on VR's tab.
The “cost” has been taken care of.👍 Now as for your “lay down and let the bear smell you” comment...the smell of “ the joint” might just interest it enough to want it to “smoke” you.🤔


@gambrel said
Actually they claim lay down, remain calm and motionless, the bear will smell you, he won't like the smell and leave.
I always thought, sure he won't like the smell, cause I'd soil myself.

Not a drinker, I'll have a Roy Rogers and a joint of Chem diesel please. Put it on VR's tab.
As a rule I don't pay for others drinks as I don't drink myself, but in your case I'll make an exception yes put it on my tab.

Some claim to wave and shout and make yourself look big but best done in a group of at least 3 or 4. Sometimes the motionless thing will work, but the bear may give you a good mauling.

I wouldn't go into the woods where bears are known to be and if I had to would have a shot gun, I still might soil myself....LOL.... 😉

-VR

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@very-rusty said
As a rule I don't pay for others drinks as I don't drink myself, but in your case I'll make an exception yes put it on my tab.

Some claim to wave and shout and make yourself look big but best done in a group of at least 3 or 4. Sometimes the motionless thing will work, but the bear may give you a good mauling.

I wouldn't go into the woods where bears are known to be and if I had to would have a shot gun, I still might soil myself....LOL.... 😉

-VR
Well, we can feel safe that there are no bears in this Tavern - not even a bear rug by the fireplace.

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@torunn said
Well, we can feel safe that there are no bears in this Tavern - not even a bear rug by the fireplace.
But there are some “cougars”.😲🤔😉

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@great-big-stees said
But there are some “cougars”.😲🤔😉
I don't think so, Stees - anyone special in mind?

Bear in mind your next word may be your last.

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@great-big-stees said
But there are some “cougars”.😲🤔😉
LOL....They are out in the real world too Stees! 🙂

-VR

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@torunn said
Well, we can feel safe that there are no bears in this Tavern - not even a bear rug by the fireplace.
A bear certainly deserves to be respected, I don't really have a fear of them though.

I was about 30 feet away from one once when I was teenager. It had no interest in me just turned and went the other way. I was a bit nervous at that time.

-VR

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@very-rusty said
LOL....They are out in the real world too Stees! 🙂

-VR
They certainly aren't here.

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@torunn said
They certainly aren't here.
LOL....You start a 'cougar' night, you'd pack the place. 😉

-VR

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@very-rusty said
LOL....You start a 'cougar' night, you'd pack the place. 😉

-VR
Well Rusty, this ain't that kind of place. 🙂

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@torunn said
Well Rusty, this ain't that kind of place. 🙂
LOL....Joking of course!

-VR

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