The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@very-rusty said
Of course, I only suggested he point out the ONE he wanted you to keep an eye on. 😉

-VR

@hells-caretaker said
@lemondrop
Right, I'm off. Boris has decreed. One must make haste to Aldi! Saddle my horse for I ride to the supermarket🚬

@great-big-stees said
My eyes are on everyone, lest they need a refill or an ear.

@very-rusty said
The Judge told me no more ears! 🙂

-VR

The Duke arrives in a tuxedo, believing there to be a strict dress code.

..... followed by the guy that went shopping in Tescos wearing only his underpants ...

the cowboy ambles in right behind him,
wearing dirty jeans and a weeks worth of stubble...

"who died?"

@rookie54 said
the cowboy ambles in right behind him,
wearing dirty jeans and a weeks worth of stubble...

"who died?"

@great-big-stees said
A fetish, was it? 🤔

The bartender looks at the chaps in the tuxedo, cowboy suit, and underpants, waits for the punchline.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Duke arrives in a tuxedo, believing there to be a strict dress code.

@great-big-stees said
You are right Duke. The dress code, if you'd looked on the door, says, in BIG BOLD letters, "THERE IS NO DRESS CODE. COME AS YOU LIKE. NO PRETENTIONS HERE".

@great-big-stees said
You are right Duke. The dress code, if you'd looked on the door, says, in BIG BOLD letters, "THERE IS NO DRESS CODE. COME AS YOU LIKE. NO PRETENTIONS HERE".

@very-rusty said
Sign is hard to see at a Fantasy Tavern Stees! 😉

I think you make the rules as you go! 😏

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
But sir, I am perpetually wrapped in pretensions.