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@ghost-of-a-duke said
But sir, I am perpetually wrapped in pretensions.
Ah yes. I must report this to our prinser.


@great-big-stees said
Ah yes. I must report this to our prinser.
Are you sure that was the word you were looking for? Or could it have been pinterest?

-VR


@great-big-stees said
Ah yes. I must report this to our prinser.
Could you please hand me a cup of tea before attacking the lengthy paperwork?


Why aren't there any pickles on the bar?

What kind of joint is this?!


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Why aren't there any pickles on the bar?

What kind of joint is this?!
If you were at the one down the street you'd have your pickles or pickled eggs. 🙂

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Why aren't there any pickles on the bar?

What kind of joint is this?!
OK, look...I have only two hands and with the number of patrons in here it's sometimes, a wee bit, hard to keep up. I ask, in the most respectful way that you hang on for a sec and I will get a new jar from the fridge. In the meantime, here, have some assorted nuts, I'll be right back.........JEEZE.

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can I have a little hair of the dog?


@lemondrop said
can I have a little hair of the dog?
But of course. Poodle, right?

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@great-big-stees said
But of course. Poodle, right?
I feel as though I have been mauled
your 50 cents a gallon beer please
and a couple of Excedrin

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@great-big-stees said
OK, look...I have only two hands and with the number of patrons in here it's sometimes, a wee bit, hard to keep up. I ask, in the most respectful way that you hang on for a sec and I will get a new jar from the fridge. In the meantime, here, have some assorted nuts, I'll be right back.........JEEZE.
Excuses, always excuses... no wonder you have a hard time keeping up. 🙂


@great-big-stees said
OK, look...I have only two hands and with the number of patrons in here it's sometimes, a wee bit, hard to keep up. I ask, in the most respectful way that you hang on for a sec and I will get a new jar from the fridge. In the meantime, here, have some assorted nuts, I'll be right back.........JEEZE.
I see some frustration already, may not be the job for you! 😉

-VR

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@very-rusty said
I see some frustration already, may not be the job for you! 😉

-VR
Well I have to admit that I thought, when I decided to help, while the "real" barkeep took their break, that this would be an easy job. Boy was I wrong but as with anything I do I will persevere and "conquer" this mountain. Anyone seen Jennifer? She should be back by now, eh? Lemon. Can you do me a favour and check the back patio? I think that's where she went for her smoke.

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@great-big-stees said
Well I have to admit that I thought, when I decided to help, while the "real" barkeep took their break, that this would be an easy job. Boy was I wrong but as with anything I do I will persevere and "conquer" this mountain. Anyone seen Jennifer? She should be back by now, eh? Lemon. Can you do me a favour and check the back patio? I think that's where she went for her smoke.
More excuses... and what about my caffe latte, extra strong...? I'm sure it's left cold somewhere.

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@torunn said
Excuses, always excuses... no wonder you have a hard time keeping up. 🙂
Oh. So you think this is a "walk in the park" do you? Here you step back here for a bit while I go to the washroom. Watch out for VR, he thinks he's a "ladies man". Bon chance.

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@great-big-stees said
Well I have to admit that I thought, when I decided to help, while the "real" barkeep took their break, that this would be an easy job. Boy was I wrong but as with anything I do I will persevere and "conquer" this mountain. Anyone seen Jennifer? She should be back by now, eh? Lemon. Can you do me a favour and check the back patio? I think that's where she went for her smoke.
send the old indian

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