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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Humour:
noun
1.
the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
Fallen on deaf ground and stony ears I'm afraid.

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@very-rusty said
What is age 60 called?

A person between 50 and 59 is called a quinquagenarian. A person between 60 and 69 is called a sexagenarian. A person between 70 and 79 is called a septuagenarian. A person between 80 and 89 is called an octogenarian. A person between 90 and 99 is called a nonagenarian.

-VR
100 -110 is called [stationary]!

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@mike69 said
100 -110 is called [stationary]!
I think it highly unlikely I will see 100. 🙂

-VR


Oh, dear. I'm hungry but this is not the time of day for Torunn to be working.
Rusty, see if you can reach a bag of peanuts behind the bar for me.

er.. make it two, thanks. And I know better than to ask you to open a beer for me.


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I’ll check the employee list, though I don’t remember seeing his name on it.🤔 Perhaps torunn has hired him on as a “casual” employee, who is paid, under the table. And the expense shown as miscellaneous.😲


@great-big-stees said
I’ll check the employee list, though I don’t remember seeing his name on it.🤔 Perhaps torunn has hired him on as a “casual” employee, who is paid, under the table. And the expense shown as miscellaneous.😲
I have been under the table a few times but that's down to the wodka.

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@the-gravedigger said
I have been under the table a few times but that's down to the wodka.
And here I thought it was because someone dropped a penny.

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@great-big-stees said
And here I thought it was because someone dropped a penny.
It's all about voluntary work here, Stees and I should know. I have spent hours under the table waiting for a chance to tie people's shoelaces together.


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Your just hinting around for a job under the table aren't you! 😛 🙂

Lee is due to hit us this afternoon, so we could lose power.

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Your just hinting around for a job under the table aren't you! 😛 🙂

Lee is due to hit us this afternoon, so we could lose power.

-VR
Stay safe.👍

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@torunn said
It's all about voluntary work here, Stees and I should know. I have spent hours under the table waiting for a chance to tie people's shoelaces together.
That’s why I fell over when I got up.😲 You wee tinker you.👍

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Well that’s how I got the “job”. Well that and the fact that I finance the operation of course.👍

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@great-big-stees said
I’ll check the employee list, though I don’t remember seeing his name on it.🤔 Perhaps torunn has hired him on as a “casual” employee, who is paid, under the table. And the expense shown as miscellaneous.😲
Stees, I'm just asking the guy to reach over the counter and grab a bag or 2 of peanuts.
He doesn't have to be on the payroll to do that lol

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