The Sexes

Originally posted by Cribs
Yo yo yo, I ain't never seen such sorry pimpin' in my whole life! Sounds
like a bunch of suckaz need a refresha course in Pimpin' 101, so get yo'
notebooks cuz you goin' school.

Listen up, cuz basically I be like a professional at handlin' women, so
I can share some advice.

Numba One: You gots to be establishin' yo' hierarchy up in there. W ...[text shortened]... '. And do it right
this time so I ain't gotta get back up in here hollerin' at ya!

Cribs

Originally posted by Paulie
ROFL

Man, you got some serious sucking up to do 😉

Hilarious! But seriously, sex is one of the greatest gifts we have been given, and even more so because we can enjoy it. It isn't just the urge to procreate, as with other animals.
Yes, men and women are different, and we need to understand that . It is part of our job in a relationship.Sometimes you may not feel like it, but I bet your partner can make you feel like it. 😀
Believe me, take advantage of it, and be glad your significant other isn't thousands of miles away.We need that wonderful physical contact of holding and loving the person who makes our lives complete. Copurse a nice shag doesn't hurt.😀

Originally posted by Cribs
Yo yo yo, I ain't never seen such sorry pimpin' in my whole life! Sounds
like a bunch of suckaz need a refresha course in Pimpin' 101, so get yo'
notebooks cuz you goin' school.

Listen up, cuz basically I be like a professional at handlin' women, so
I can share some advice.

Numba One: You gots to be establishin' yo' hierarchy up in there. W ...[text shortened]... '. And do it right
this time so I ain't gotta get back up in here hollerin' at ya!

Cribs

I enjoyed reading this little storey from the starnge world of this planet. You must be quite young and not married too long, and I remember things like this.
I am in my third marriage, and getting towards 60. I never thought I* would have any sexual issues with women, but menapause and age brings a lot of new challenges in this area.

All the Best,
Christoph

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Hilarious! But seriously, sex is one of the greatest gifts we have been given, and even more so because we can enjoy it. It isn't just the urge to procreate, as with other animals.
Yes, men and women are different, and we need to understand that . It is part of our job in a relationship.Sometimes you may not feel like it, but I bet your partner can ...[text shortened]... holding and loving the person who makes our lives complete. Copurse a nice shag doesn't hurt.😀

Originally posted by rapalla7
Dear Diary,

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, after it hears the words ...[text shortened]... ntil sometime after the spring of 2008. But I wasn't getting much anyway, so what the hell.

Originally posted by Cribs
Yo yo yo, I ain't never seen such sorry pimpin' in my whole life! Sounds
like a bunch of suckaz need a refresha course in Pimpin' 101, so get yo'
notebooks cuz you goin' school.

Listen up, cuz basically I be like a professional at handlin' women, so
I can share some advice.

Numba One: You gots to be establishin' yo' hierarchy up in there. W ...[text shortened]... '. And do it right
this time so I ain't gotta get back up in here hollerin' at ya!

Cribs

Originally posted by shavixmir
Classic.

I'm goin' downstairs right this moment to smack my bitch up. You've motivated me man!!!