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I was pondering this great mystery of humanity whilst sitting on the toilet recently and decided it best to pose the question to the wisdom of the forums in order to settle it once and for all.
Why is it that whenever you scratch your arse, you always have to have a quick smell of your hand afterwards?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I was pondering this great mystery of humanity whilst sitting on the toilet recently and decided it best to pose the question to the wisdom of the forums in order to settle it once and for all.
Why is it that whenever you scratch your arse, you always have to have a quick smell of your hand afterwards?
I always presumed it was to make sure you didn't have smelly fingers. I mean there's no bigger turn off than stroking a girl's hair from her face and hearing: "Did you just wipe your bum or something?"

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This must be a 'guy' thing 🙄

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Originally posted by yo its me
This must be a 'guy' thing 🙄
Oh. Like women don't smell their fingers after a good scratch!!!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh. Like women don't smell their fingers after a good scratch!!!
Haha!! err no that sounds quiet discusting to me!! Not a smell I'd go in search of!!

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Originally posted by yo its me
Haha!! err no that sounds quiet discusting to me!! Not a smell I'd go in search of!!
There's an old Chinese proverb on finger smells:
"It's better to sniff and clean, than to be sniffed and caught out."

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It is more of a reflex action though, like the way people put their arm out if they fall (or are supposed to anyway, I have managed to surpress that reflex on several occasions but never to my advantage)

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Originally posted by shavixmir
There's an old Chinese proverb on finger smells:
"It's better to sniff and clean, than to be sniffed and caught out."
There's a saying I say, Wash your hands often. 🙂

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
It is more of a reflex action though, like the way people put their arm out if they fall (or are supposed to anyway, I have managed to surpress that reflex on several occasions but never to my advantage)
Most reflexes are there through trial and error... best to leave them as they are.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I was pondering this great mystery of humanity whilst sitting on the toilet recently and decided it best to pose the question to the wisdom of the forums in order to settle it once and for all.
Why is it that whenever you scratch your arse, you always have to have a quick smell of your hand afterwards?
Or looking down the toilet before you flush,to check what you've just deposited.

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Originally posted by al68
Or looking down the toilet before you flush,to check what you've just deposited.
I try not to anymore. Too often I have been disappointed by the phantom poo.

After all that effort, and nothing to show for it

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I'll admit to looking down the toilet, but sniffing your fingers after having a scratch?! I can honestly say doing that has never even occurred to me until reading this thread. Why you'd want to do that is beyond me!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
There's an old Chinese proverb on finger smells:
"It's better to sniff and clean, than to be sniffed and caught out."
there's another old Chinese proverb that goes...man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers.

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Originally posted by al68
Or looking down the toilet before you flush,to check what you've just deposited.
that would make you an analy compulsive personality😕

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Originally posted by duecer
that would make you an analy compulsive personality😕
Probably.

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