I was looking at the RHP faces site and thought: Hey! Wouldn't it be great to have a beauty contest.
And as is the way with every great idea I have, I type it up and spend the rest of eternity wondering why I wrote anything so stupid to begin with.
But ah well...best not break with tradition.
There are some rules:
1. The persons face must be up on the RHP faces site
2. You can't place yourself in your own top 10
3. You have to explain why
So, here's my top 10 most attractive RHP'ers:
10. Darvlay
Yup. He would have made it in the top 8 if he hadn't removed the cigar picture. He could have made it to the top 5 if he hadn't replaced it with a stupid South Park picture.
9. Phlabibit
I think the flock of seagulls hair do is quite brave. I like brave men!
8. Tentonipete's Asian girlfriend
See. I don't discriminate between men, women or statues! And that's one tasty lookin' statue!
7. Ironman
Just because he looks like someone from the Bulgarian secret service. Honestly...very cool looking guy, you just wouldn't want him walking behind you with an umberalla.
6. Angie88
Obviously she could have been number 1, but she's not 18 yet and I'm not Michael Jackson.
5. Tmetzler's Bambi
Who says food can't be attractive. I took one look at that picture and had a deep desire for venison. Mhmmmmm...in the oven with wildmushrooms....yummy.
4. Arrakis
Is it Arrakis? Or is it really George Lucas? I don't know, but hell...anyone who looks like George gets a top 5 position from me!
3. RHB3
Even stringy arms look cool with that hat and those glasses on. Hell, even sitting in the garden centre (or where-ever the photo was taken) looks cool with that hat and those glasses on.
2. Elvendreamgirl
She is stunning, isn't she? Doesn't she just remind you of riding a horse in the desert and drinking juice out of cacti? She makes me want to wear a sombrero and invade America.
1. Wucky3
Isn't she just the most stunningly beautiful person you've ever seen?
Man, I bet she'd even look good in a toilet.
In fact, I reckon I'm gonna have to ask her to post me a t-shirt she's slept in, so I can test if she smells as good as she looks.
I'd bake her in a pie.
Obviously I think you are all very beautiful.
Equally obviously, if you want to climb position, let me beat you at chess. It can be arranged!
let's see... I've already posted something like this before, but there are more pics up now, so here we go 😉
10. lausey... hmm good-looking, but not so my type.
9. Rapalla7... a bit grizzly-bear style... but ah well 🙂
8. Ironman31... mafioso mafioso 😛
7. Starrman... groupy-effect? If that one song is him singing, I really like his voice 😉
6. RoyalChicken... he looks cool, although the picture is a bit dark :'(
5. Jonbeckett73... hmm dunno why... just spontaneous I guess
4. Squaccerman... the picture with the snorkeling gear and suit+tie is so cool 😉
3. Darvlay... yeah, you slipped because the cigar pic ain't there no more 😛
2. Phlabibit... that smile is just so cute... and the hair... *sighs*
1. Ragnorak... my all-time fave 😛
Obviously, I haven't mentioned any females... maybe because I'm not homosexual. Or maybe because I couldn't be bothered. Or maybe because it's hard to compare female and male looks... whatever 😛
Originally posted by shavixmirHahaha. Many people have told me I look just like George Lucas. I don't think so, but I do admire the guy.
I was looking at the RHP faces site and thought: Hey! Wouldn't it be great to have a beauty contest.
And as is the way with every great idea I have, I type it up and spend the rest of eternity wondering why I wrote anything so stupid to begin with.
But ah well...best not break with tradition.
There are some rules:
1. The persons face must be u ...[text shortened]...
Equally obviously, if you want to climb position, let me beat you at chess. It can be arranged!
Thanks for the compliment. 🙂
Originally posted by angie88I hope Starrman takes note of the New Order 😛.
let's see... I've already posted something like this before, but there are more pics up now, so here we go 😉
10. lausey... hmm good-looking, but not so my type.
9. Rapalla7... a bit grizzly-bear style... but ah well 🙂
8. Ironman31... mafioso mafioso 😛
7. Starrman... groupy-effect? If that one song is him singing, I really like his voice 😉
6. Ro ...[text shortened]... uldn't be bothered. Or maybe because it's hard to compare female and male looks... whatever 😛
10. Darvlay. Same reason as the others. Without the cigar he's barely noticeable. A mere shadow of himself. What a shame to see a good man like that give up smoking in pictures. Next thing ya know he'll quit drinking and start dating Jesus again.
9. Phlabibit. My wife saw these pics a few weeks ago when they first went up. She thought you were a "hottie". I better not catch you sneaking out my back door Phlab.
8. IronMan. But only because I'm afraid NOT to list him.
7. Exy. Exy looks like the kind of guy you HAVE to invite to a party before you can call it a party. In 2 of his 3 photos he has a drink in his hand. In the other he's being attacked by robots. Yep, that's a fun guy.
6. Shav. The pic where he's got wires sticking out of him and he has that "You're taking me to the vet?!" look in his eyes. Well done.
5. Crowley. Looks a lot like Shav except slightly more normal. Maybe I should have switched their listings?
4. Paulie. Bald guy + glasses + beard = gorgeous. But maybe I'm a little bias?
3. Wucky, Collette, Angie and ElvenDreamGirl. Sweetie pies.
2. Pulsatilla. Pretty face and a cute shy smile. Man I'm a sucker for that. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
1. Hopscotch! Part Marilyn Manson and part Jack Nicholson from the Shining. Looks like the kind of guy that swears he can "hear colors".
And a big thanks to Starrman for doing all of that hard work to put those up. It's been really fun seeing everyone.
🙂
Sorry dudes but that cigar pic was a little outdated so I removed it. Plus I don't like showing more skin than absolutely necessary. I have a new picture that I just took last night that I sent to Liam to post. My girlfriend is in the picture too and compared to her I look like a troll. Hopefully it doesn't slide me down in the ranking even further 😉
