The ultimate French insults.........

Tu etes une pomme de terre avec la visage d'un cochon d'inde.

Yes, believe it or not, this is an official french insult. As is this as well: -

Vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage.

Are these what we would call fighting talk in our native tongue? They just make me laugh. 😛

How about:

Vas te faire enculer alors je vais proute mon crud du cul dans ta grande bouche.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Tu etes une pomme de terre avec la visage d'un cochon d'inde.

Yes, believe it or not, this is an official french insult. As is this as well: -

Vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage.

Are these what we would call fighting talk in our native tongue? They just make me laugh. 😛

Originally posted by Alpha10
Maybe I'm translating these wrong, but is the first one:

You are a potato with the face of a pig from India?

Originally posted by darvlay
How about:

Vas te faire enculer alors je vais proute mon crud du cul dans ta grande bouche.

Originally posted by darvlay
How about:

Vas te faire enculer alors je vais proute mon crud du cul dans ta grande bouche.

Morons.

Tu est un etui de la Piel.

Originally posted by darvlay
Morons.

Originally posted by Alpha10
Darvlay, Vous sodomisez des vaches.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Tu etes une pomme de terre avec la visage d'un cochon d'inde.

Yes, believe it or not, this is an official french insult.

i fart in your general direction

Originally posted by dfm65
i fart in your general direction

Originally posted by genius
ah yes, the true french insults;

"your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"

Yuh ful. Yuh munkey.