the village of redhotpawnia

Originally posted by Ouermyhte
I am the cretinous beast you speak of. Then again, you seem just as unstable and misguided as my bad self, so I point the accusatory finger at YOU!, you slobbering wretch (no offence meant). I call for a fair trial! Grrrrrrrrrr I will eat your house.

It's all a cunning trick of fiendsish intricacy to lull you into into a false sense of security, whereupon I shall ambush you stark naked brandsishing a small french poodle callesd Alfonse whilst repetitively chanting the chorus of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana". And all with a steely, cold blooded glint in my unfeeling eye.

Originally posted by Ouermyhte
It's all a cunning trick of fiendsish intricacy to lull you into into a false sense of security, whereupon I shall ambush you stark naked brandsishing a small french poodle callesd Alfonse whilst repetitively chanting the chorus of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana". And all with a steely, cold blooded glint in my unfeeling eye.

im sorry wot? wot wot wot? u have the blatant redsness of the rrrg! beetle, please desist thankyou please

Originally posted by rwingett
Did you ever wonder why you've never received any recs yet?

Terribly sorry. My esteemed colleague couldn't string a coherent sentence together to save his life. That's why he's now dead.

wot is the lower rec society? and wot is a rec? and who is mike? these questions need to be answered before the penguins can invade...i mean before rain will become yummy cookies..

Yet again, one is terribly sorry but one is the Epitome of Britishness(tm) ansd does not know how to respond adequately to netspeak or whatever you groovy young things are calling it nowadays.

Out in a meadow south of the village, the Mad as the Mist and Cookie- clan are dancing naked under the full moon as they eat cookies. Meanwhile the be happy clan is hiding in the woods with binoculars....

that is what they are doing because cookies are good, and so is mist.

Originally posted by pparrish
OHHH NNNOOOO there is a monster in the village. He has consumed all the beer at the pub and smashed the pint mugs. He is torching the thatched roofs and mistreating little kittens. Someone should stop him, someone must stop the beast. ...[text shortened]...
XOXO
I am the master of mathematics, plants and tropical fish!

Originally posted by pparrish
OHHH NNNOOOO there is a monster in the village. He has consumed all the beer at the pub and smashed the pint mugs. He is torching the thatched roofs and mistreating little kittens. Someone should stop him, someone must stop the beast. The barbarian; some one should confront him; but fear is the door the villagers hide behind. I will turn the radio stai ...[text shortened]... toared. Mick jickens prink.

XOXO
I am the master of mathematics, plants and tropical fish!

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
*makes a note to have pparrish sent to the local mental instuitution tomorrow....

morning here in redhotpawnia.
timebombted rides by on his way to work, stopping to save a baby possum that is toddling along on the road. He places it carefully in a tree and climbs back on his bike.
Sitting in the village square are several people playing chess (imagine that?)

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
morning here in redhotpawnia.
timebombted rides by on his way to work, stopping to save a baby possum that is toddling along on the road. He places it carefully in a tree and climbs back on his bike.
Sitting in the village square are several people playing chess (imagine that?)