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the village of redhotpawnia

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*while everyone else is trashing darv's place, I slowly sneak around the house. I stole darv's "Dealer of the Month" coffee mug, and his hat that says "Blame the pot, not the smoker"*

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*wakes up sober, and staggers outside to find his new apartment, which is supposed to be near Clan Village*

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
*wakes up sober, and staggers outside to find his new apartment, which is supposed to be near Clan Village*
*But, as usually, Shanshu gets lost and end up back where he started, inside the pub. So, he decides to have a drink and within the next half hour he's dancing up on the bar in his dress*

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someone found your village over here

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Good lord this place is a wreck. The pub has burned down 😞. Where's the road? Who took the lamp posts? ...

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Good lord this place is a wreck. The pub has burned down 😞. Where's the road? Who took the lamp posts? ...
I'm holding a fundraiser now to help you get it back into shape

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Originally posted by KJCavalier
I'm holding a fundraiser now to help you get it back into shape
Thank you. I think my dad has some spare wood so I'll start rebuilding. *starts rebuilding the pub*...

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I'll help with the rebuliding effort

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Thank you. I think my dad has some spare wood so I'll start rebuilding. *starts rebuilding the pub*...
Bring out your dea.......oops sorry wrong scene


everyone look at what has happened to the village, these poor people ahve no road, no streetlights, and no PUB!!! I say to you all, Is this right? I think not. so I ask that you all give, just a little, or alot. every little bit helps. I even brought entertainment!!! a man in a chicken suit dancing!!.

If we can all help and get the village in shape, maybe we could then use the castle to host our next party!

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I'll help with the rebuliding effort
Awesome. We need nails and caulk to put everything in the pub back together. There's still plenty of liquor so we should be good in a day or two of hard work.

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Originally posted by KJCavalier
Bring out your dea.......oops sorry wrong scene


everyone look at what has happened to the village, these poor people ahve no road, no streetlights, and no PUB!!! I say to you all, Is this right? I think not. so I ask that you all give, just a little, or alot. every little bit helps. I even brought entertainment!!! a man in a chicken suit dancing!!. ...[text shortened]... ll help and get the village in shape, maybe we could then use the castle to host our next party!
Yes, I am a carpenter aswell as the dancing chicken. And the castle used to be the party house so it's only fitting. And by the way, this village used to belong to us RHPers 😛.

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News Flash: IM31 and Yozzer placed in stocks! The whole village
turns out, throwing tomatoes and old pizza's in their general
direction, some aiming at the stock makers. Others quietly
depart the village in fear they may too be discovered.
New rules emplaced. Games of chess will be alloted actual cash value.
These games will be adjudicated by the village bank and marked on
a sliding scale. The rich get rich and the poor get better. A lost game
is still a game and the winner must split his earnings with the loser.
Adjudicators will analyze the game to see if collusion went on, pre
planned draws, etc. If it is found to have been pre-planned, the
adjudicator can reduce the value of the game accordingly.
The resultant funds can be used to pay mortgages, rent, porno rental,
food, anything you want. It pays to play but don't cheat!
Cheaters will be put in stocks and vilified and their games recinded.
So be it.

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Another news flash!
The President of this burg has declared an emergency and has cut all your wages!

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Another news flash!
The President of this burg has declared an emergency and has cut all your wages!
Really?

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Can I be the executioner? If so, I'll be busy...

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