If you don't have bowmann in your thread you are so unhip. Right now, as I'm typing this, there are thousands of people across the world wondering... who the hell is bowmann? Well... I will take a moment here to answer that question for you.
A bowmann poem by www.dictionary.com:
"No entry found for bowmann.
Did you mean Bowman?
Suggestions:
Bowman
bowman
Bormann
bowmen
bowmen'
Bimana
Boann
bowman's
cowman
Bayman
Burman
barman
cow man
bowmen's
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This can only mean that while he was typing his user name on the registration screen, instead of typing Bimana (animals that have two hands) he accidently slipped into the deluge of confusion that sometimes happens to us all when we're faced with all these keys... qwertyuiop. Accidently slipping fingers reached the wrong bloody letters and the display showed him cowman.
Bowmann then looked upon his creation and was glad.
But why cows? He brought his arm up to his head to gently rest his index finger on his chin, to increase the contemplation effect. Just then a pride of lions with green paint handprints all over their bodies came smashing through the window, resetting his computer and causing temporary amnesia in the mind of the great Bowmann.
"Starting Windows 98" Flickered on the screen as Bowmann woke from his dazed position, spread out prone upon the floor.
He double clicked internet explorer with so much ferocity that the girl next door burst into tears and developed a severely wet t-shirt. Double you double you double you dot red hot pawn dot com, he shifted gears, loaded up the registration screen again, and finally began to type his username!
All those years that he'd spent in the United States navy as a sick-bay nurse had earned him the nickname, Bayman, but alas, panamanian devils! He typed it incorrectly again! Damn those stubby fingers! Damn them!
The word, "Bowmann" appeared on his screen... followed by a flashing cursor, and he looked out his window, saw the girl in the wet t-shirt and the girl next door type face, and when his gaze returned to the computer he had clicked.
True story. 17 March 2005.
Originally posted by Shanshu311Dude, I like totally just told you dude. Bowmann is like the new pink.
OK OK OK THAT'S IT!
I can't stand this anymore!! Why are there so many #*&^@#$ threads about this Bowmann person? Why the @*&$ is Bowmann so friggin special?
What is wrong with you people?!?!!?!?
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