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  1. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    The World's Most Unusual Man (An Annual RHP Literary Challenge Destined to Fail)

    For some odd and unexplained reason, little has ever been written or recorded about this man. To all outward appearances he seemed as normal as any of us [smirk noted] and would easily pass unnoticed in a crowd. His name was Wilhelm Underwood Tuggleberry. During high school Wilhelm was affectionately given the nickname that his family and friends and even total strangers would use in place of the entry on his birth certificate for the rest of his short and happy life, simply "Wut".

    We'll all learn what Wut was so happy about as our story unfolds. Wut was an all star quarterback of his high school football team and escorted one of the team's cheerleaders to their senior prom. Her name was Lauren Olivia Laibertie. This was an especially happy early chapter of his life even though she later married Daryl Umberto Harrison who was Valedictorian of their graduating class . Wut was Duh's Best Man while Lol's Maid of Honor was another cheerleader whose name escapes me at the moment.... ~GW
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    03 Jun '15 19:20
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    [b]The World's Most Unusual Man (An Annual RHP Literary Challenge Destined to Fail)

    For some odd and unexplained reason, little has ever been written or recorded about this man. To all outward appearances he seemed as normal as any of us [smirk noted] and would easily pass unnoticed in a crowd. His name was Wilhelm Underwood Tuggleberry. ...[text shortened]... an while Lol's Maid of Honor was another cheerleader whose name escapes me at the moment.... ~GW[/b]
    Wanda Tallulah Fishbein
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    Originally posted by HandyAndy
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    Ah yes, I recall that gal now who always went by her nickname and became a Rhodes Scholar; the name recorded on her birth certificate happened to be Isabelle Charlene Kellogg, who was a very lovely person despite her initials: "ICK."
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  5. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    The World's Most Unusual Man (An Annual RHP Literary Challenge Destined to Fail)

    For some odd and unexplained reason, little has ever been written or recorded about this man. To all outward appearances he seemed as normal as any of us [smirk noted] and would easily pass unnoticed in a crowd. His name was Wilhelm Underwood Tuggleberry. During high school Wilhelm was affectionately given the nickname that his family and friends and even total strangers would use in place of the entry on his birth certificate for the rest of his short and happy life, simply "Wut".

    We'll all learn what Wut was so happy about as our story unfolds. Wut was an all star quarterback of his high school football team and escorted one of the team's cheerleaders to their senior prom. Her name was Lauren Olivia Laibertie. This was an especially happy early chapter of his life even though she later married Daryl Umberto Harrison who was Valedictorian of their graduating class . Wut was Duh's Best Man while Lol's Maid of Honor was another cheerleader whose name escapes me at the moment.... ~GW

    Wanda Tallulah Fishbein. -HandyAndy

    Ah yes, I recall that gal now who always went by her nickname and became a Rhodes Scholar; the name recorded on her birth certificate happened to be Isabelle Charlene Kellogg, who was a very lovely person despite her initials: "ICK."

    She dated and later married Harry Armstrong the same year that LOL married Duh; Wut married Ophelia Meredith Gerhardt a year later. Serendipitously happened that ICK & Ha, LOL & Duh and Wut & OMG all moved to the same small town in Minnesota and remained good friends for many years. ~GW
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    04 Jun '15 21:28
    Would that make the title character "The World's MUM", too?
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    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Would that make the title character "The World's MUM", too?
    Wilhelm Underwood Tuggleberry's British Grandmother, Isadora Quenby, referred to her extraordinary grandson as my Most Unusual Little Man because of his exceptional intelligence since birth. Following his graduation from Harvard with Highest Honors on the Dean's List his Grandmother, IQ, revised her nickname for Wut to "The World's MUM" which has since become part of the public domain.
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    The World's Most Unusual Man (An Annual RHP Literary Challenge Destined to Fail)

    Partial Genealogy (as of Friday, June 5, 2015)

    * Maternal British Grandmother: Isadora Quenby

    * Wilhelm Underwood Tuggleberry: IQ's Grandson

    * His Wife: Ophelia Meredith Gerhardt

    * Wut & OMG and their longtime trusted friends: ICK & HA; LOL & Duh all eventually moved to the same
    small town in Minnesota and enjoyed festive occasions together for many years. ~GW
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    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    The World's Most Unusual Man (An Annual RHP Literary Challenge Destined to Fail)

    For some odd and unexplained reason, little has ever been written or recorded about this man. To all outward appearances he seemed as normal as any of us [smirk noted] and would easily pass unnoticed in a crowd. His name was Wilhelm Underwood Tuggleberry. Dur ...[text shortened]... ut & OMG all moved to the same small town in Minnesota and remained good friends for many years. ~GW
    These three couples were all fulfilled in their marriages and blessed with children: ICK & Ha with two boys; LOL & Duh with two girls; Wut & OMG with a dozen highly intelligent children, three handsome boys and nine beautiful girls.

    Their three boys were named Wilfred Underwood Tuggleberry, Jr., Wilfred Underwood TuggleberryIII, Wilfred Underwood Tuggleberry IV. Just imagine, four Wuts in one family and only one OMG! The first of their nine daughters was named Allison [sans middle name] Tuggleberry. The kids at school nicknamed her @.
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