Theory of Spontaneous Creation.

The theory of spontaneous creation states that all life and matter is created from circumstance. A common example of the theory in effect is the creation of flies around rotten meat. Interestingly, this theory was widely believed to be gospel truth until the early part of the 19th century, whereupon it was properly thought out and laughed histerically at

Examples of the theory in action

Aside from the textbook example involving the rotten meat and flie incident, there are numerous examples which will hopefully provide conclusive evidence for the revival of the theory. Such examples include:
* The creation of numerous bearded men at a ZZ Top concert
* The creation of Australian males around alcohol

*sigh*

Yet another pointless post - no lead in, very little body, and no point.

* walks away in bewilderment

It started a little weak and it trailed off a bit in the middle and really the less said about the end the better.