There is nothing sexual about dog food

And many, many other stupid ways of advertising stuff which,
frankly, you either don't need or you do but the brand is merely
a way to justify an overpriced thing.

Today I went to pick up some stuff for the fleabag, and oh boy,
was I bombarded at the shop with banners, videos, slogans,
pamphlets and a ton of other stuff trying to convince me, using
a super sexy model with a cute little poodle, mind you, to cough
up over €20 more than usual for something which is just... dog
food.

It doesn't matter how many bikini chicks and hot lassies you put around
a product. It is just... a product. A thing. Either it is good or not, but the
way they present it has nothing to do with it. And it just baffles me that
everything the marketeers try to push down our throats has to be, directly
or indirectly, lubed it through sexy models, suggestive voices, and all
sorts of innuendos.

My dog didn't like it, by the way.

I like bikini chicks.

Originally posted by Kegge
I like bikini chicks.

Yeah, me too, but my dog didn't like the food. I took a pic of the model with my phone though. Good times.

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, me too, but my dog didn't like the food. I took a pic of the model with my phone though. Good times.

I call that a win.

Thank you Seitse for protesting the oversexualization of advertisments.

But I think it will continue as Long as sex sells.

Originally posted by Ponderable
Thank you Seitse for protesting the oversexualization of advertisments.

But I think it will continue as Long as sex sells.

Or dog food.

Originally posted by Kegge
Or dog food.

Reminds me of a dog food ad when I was a kid, it ends with 'Dr Ross dogfood is dog gone good, WOOF.

Actually found it online:

“Give him Dr. Ross Dog Food, do him a favor.
“It’s got more meat and it’s got more flavor.
“Dr. Ross Dog Food is dog-gone good!
“WOOF!”

Originally posted by Seitse
And many, many other stupid ways of advertising stuff which,
frankly, you either don't need or you do but the brand is merely
a way to justify an overpriced thing.

Today I went to pick up some stuff for the fleabag, and oh boy,
was I bombarded at the shop with banners, videos, slogans,
pamphlets and a ton of other stuff trying to convince me, using
...[text shortened]... xy models, suggestive voices, and all
sorts of innuendos.

My dog didn't like it, by the way.

It worked on me.
I got a cupboard full of the stuff and don't even own a dog !