10 Jan 08
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Originally posted by Bad wolfThere are a few things to know about really hot girls.
I didn't think girls could be that hot. 😕
1)They're just people.
2)They're really hot, and they have boobies.
3)They're used to shy guys. If you're shy she might not even remember who you are, there are so many staring at her.
4)She's still just a 14 year old (or 16, or 18, or 20, or 24 year old) girl with her own insecurities.
5)Therefore CONFIDENCE. Risque jokes without stammering. Insult her playfully. Ask her advice. Don't be intimidated. Be friendly or offended, but be in control of yourself. Ask her out. Don't get upset when she turns you down; you're too secure to lose your self esteem over a single pretty girl.
6)She has other things, even better than boobies.
7)Her friends, her enemies, her parents, her brothers, her teachers...all are potential allies in your campaign, if you care enough.
8)Look at girls and talk to pretty girls where she or her friends can see. Look at and talk to her pretty friends.
9)She ALWAYS has a boyfriend, but that doesn't mean she's not available. It just means she's pretty enough to be able to get a boyfriend in seconds when she dumps the last one or something.
10)Girls like "bad boys", and will reward you for doing things they think are "bad".
11)Girls like guys who are always looking out for them, arguing with the teacher for more points, defending her kid brother, buying her lunch when she has no money, being there to reach up high for something or when she's simply feeling needy and needs a guy to wrap her arms around.
12)Jealousy is good, but too much is bad. If you can pull it off, don't show any, but let yourself feel it. Girls can see that internal tension via secret girl powers and they LOVE it.
13)Fighting with her is better than nothing, but don't overdo it.
14)Give her space when she needs it.
15)I suspect womens' sex drives are tied to their monthly cycle, so just because she acts one way tonight doesn't mean she won't be different next weekend. However if you pursue her for a month and get NO reward (even flirtation and friendliness) get rid of her. After a month you've seen her at all her hormone levels and if she's not interested in ANY of them, even the ones that make her horny, then she's not going to be interested enough in you to be pleasant to be around.
Umm...etc.