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There once was a man who played chess...

There once was a man who played chess...

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There once was a man who played chess...

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Originally posted by reader1107
His wife wore a corduroy vest

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His pawns were dead greasy...

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
His pawns were dead greasy...
And his bishops were all sneezy...

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Originally posted by Peachy
And his bishops were all sneezy...
And his brain's in that jar in the chest.

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LOL😀

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His wife was too fat for the vest...

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Originally posted by uzless
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His wife was too fat for the vest...
It left criss cross marks on her breasts

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Originally posted by uzless
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His wife was too fat for the vest...
He sent her away...

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Originally posted by uzless
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His wife was too fat for the vest...
So she had to be compressed

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
His wife wore a corduroy vest
We've spoken about this. It's inappropriate material.

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Originally posted by dottewell
We've spoken about this. It's inappropriate material.
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Originally posted by jimslyp69
It left criss cross marks on her breasts
When she peeled the thing off

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Originally posted by reader1107
He sent her away...
And rolled in the hay

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Originally posted by dottewell
We've spoken about this. It's inappropriate material.
I agree..who would wear a corduroy vest? Very inappropriate