There once was a man who played chess...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
And rolled in the hay

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
When she peeled the thing off

There once was a women who played chess...

she beat all the men in the west

This sort of but not really works

there once was a women who played chess
she played agianst men undress
men become googly eyed
at women who are not there bride
and then start to digress

There once was a woman from Neeth
Who circumcised men with her teeth.
It wasn't for leisure
Or sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath.

Originally posted by Bowmann
There once was a woman from Neeth
Who circumcised men with her teeth.
It wasn't for leisure
Or sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath.

Originally posted by dottewell
Neath?

(I now predict a moderately long wait while Bowmann tries to find somewhere in the world called "Neeth", then claims that's where he meant.)

[edit - great. Now I look nasty and self-congratulatory. And wrong.]

Originally posted by Bowmann
Perhaps. But the rhyme would then be a cheek!

Originally posted by Bowmann
There once was a woman from Neeth
Who circumcised men with her teeth.
It wasn't for leisure....

Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Thank God!

Originally posted by SJ247
😀

There once was a man who played chess,
Whose bishops would not confess,
His knights were obscene,
His king was a queen,
and his pawns cleaned up the mess!

🙄🙄🙄

Originally posted by lordhighgus
There once was a man who played chess,
Whose bishops would not confess,
His knights were obscene,
His king was a queen,
and his pawns cleaned up the mess!

🙄🙄🙄