There was a young man......

There was a young man called Andy
Who.............

Originally posted by mikelom

Who.............

Originally posted by Jusuh
...dumbass are you?

Originally posted by mikelom
There was a young man called Andy
Who.............

Originally posted by RSMA1234
Who the locals called a "pansey"....

he....

There was a young Scotsman called Andy,
Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.
He lifted his kilt,
To wipe what he spilt,
And the barman said, "Blimey! That's handy!"

There was a young gal named Priscilla
Who lived in a sumptuous villa.
Her beau gave her land,
A negligee, and
A bikini he made of chinchilla.

Crawl Ice, 2005

There was a young man from Rhyl,
Who ate an atomic pill.
His vital organs,
Were found in Glamorgan,
His head stuck up a tree in Brazil.


😀😲😀

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
There was a young man from Rhyl,
Who ate an atomic pill.
His vital organs,
Were found in Glamorgan,
His head stuck up a tree in Brazil.


😀😲😀

Originally posted by Bowmann
2nd appearance here 😴

Additional: Better is:

There was a young man from Rhyl,
Who swallowed a nuclear pill.
His genital organ
Was found in Glamorgan,
His nuts on a tree in Brazil.

Originally posted by Bowmann

Originally posted by mikelom
One for you to end Bowee

There was an old man called Oppenheimer
Who couldn't quite fathom the timer
There was all kingdom come
When he blew up the bomb

Originally posted by Bowmann
Doesn't scan properly. Try harder.

My name is Pancho.
I live on a rancho.
I make two pesos a day.
I got a girl named Lucy.
Who gave me some p*ssy.
And took my two pesos away.
OLE!

Originally posted by slimjim
My name is Pancho.
I live on a rancho.
I make two pesos a day.
I got a girl named Lucy.
Who gave me some p*ssy.
And took my two pesos away.
OLE!