A woman in Belgium, after a night out with her friends, was walking home and decided to take a stroll through the graveyard.
I presume this was a short cut.
Anyway, the woman in question; 33 years old, needed the toilet desperately. So, maybe this contributed to taking the grave yard route.
So, she pulled down her pants and had a pee between two grave stones.
Now, I know you have low and high grave stones, so I'm assuming these were quite high grave stones, to give the woman some cover of sorts...
Anyway, as she was peeing, she lost her balance and grabbed hold of one of the grave stones to steady herself. The top half of the grave stone broke off, smacked her on the head and killed her on the spot.
She was found the next day with her undies around her ankles and the headstone on top of her.
Seemingly, interestingly enough, her boyfriend said: "It's reassuring she wasn't murdered."
Now, I don't know about you, but there are certain ways I don't want to die and certain ways I don't want to be found.
And, to be honest, I'd rather be murdered than die like that and be found like that.
I remember, when I was younger, my mother would ask me, before I went out on an evening, if I had clean underpants on, in case I was run down by a car. Now, I'm sure it's quite accetable to die with dirty boxers on, but to die with your boxers around your knees...na....it's just not right!
I don't want to die by being hit by a slow riding goods train either.
http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/25021591/Vrouw_sterft_plassend_onder_grafsteen.html
Originally posted by shavixmirHe least she died doing what she loved.
A woman in Belgium, after a night out with her friends, was walking home and decided to take a stroll through the graveyard.
I presume this was a short cut.
Anyway, the woman in question; 33 years old, needed the toilet desperately. So, maybe this contributed to taking the grave yard route.
So, she pulled down her pants and had a pee between tw ...[text shortened]... ther.
http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/25021591/Vrouw_sterft_plassend_onder_grafsteen.html
Originally posted by shavixmirThat's quite considerate of her. At least now her family won't have to hire a hearse to get the corpse to the graveyard. They can do the service there and just roll her into the nearest grave!
A woman in Belgium, after a night out with her friends, was walking home and decided to take a stroll through the graveyard.
I presume this was a short cut.
Anyway, the woman in question; 33 years old, needed the toilet desperately. So, maybe this contributed to taking the grave yard route.
So, she pulled down her pants and had a pee between tw ...[text shortened]... ther.
http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/25021591/Vrouw_sterft_plassend_onder_grafsteen.html
Originally posted by shavixmir"De klap was zo heftig" hahaha dutch is such a funny language, hahaha
http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/25021591/Vrouw_sterft_plassend_onder_grafsteen.html
ok, maybe it only sounds funny to someone who speaks German, but still... ahahaha! That's the graveyard incident, what does a train have to do with it? or was it just a general observation?
*sits in corner still giggling*
still in reference to the article: the second paragraph-who thought of murder at first? As far as I can tell it says something along the lines of "when X saw her lying on the graveyard with her panties around her knees, he first thought of murder."
Then again, I might be completely wrong as I don't speak any dutch.
Originally posted by angie88No, you've translated it quite well. Only bit you missed is that he thought of 'rape and murder' not just 'murder'
still in reference to the article: the second paragraph-who thought of murder at first? As far as I can tell it says something along the lines of "when X saw her lying on the graveyard with her panties around her knees, he first thought of murder."
Then again, I might be completely wrong as I don't speak any dutch.
Originally posted by shavixmirMany, many moons ago I broke my leg in a motorbike scrambling accident and needed to be driven 160km to the nearest hospital. I was living in the bush in Namibia doing geological exploration at the time. Trouble was I didn't bother pulling on underpants that day and was just wearing a skimpy pair of shorts and a T-shirt. This oversight was compounded when I arrived at the Catholic hospital and a nun cut my shorts off. Man, was I embarassed! But at least the shorts were clean.
A woman in Belgium, after a night out with her friends, was walking home and decided to take a stroll through the graveyard.
I presume this was a short cut.
Anyway, the woman in question; 33 years old, needed the toilet desperately. So, maybe this contributed to taking the grave yard route.
So, she pulled down her pants and had a pee between tw ...[text shortened]... ther.
http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/25021591/Vrouw_sterft_plassend_onder_grafsteen.html
Originally posted by shavixmirSo how do you know she was just taking a P?🙂
A woman in Belgium, after a night out with her friends, was walking home and decided to take a stroll through the graveyard.
I presume this was a short cut.
Anyway, the woman in question; 33 years old, needed the toilet desperately. So, maybe this contributed to taking the grave yard route.
So, she pulled down her pants and had a pee between tw ...[text shortened]... ther.
http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/25021591/Vrouw_sterft_plassend_onder_grafsteen.html