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Drewnogal
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Are we there yet?

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I don't like it (about food they never tried).

wolfgang59
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NO

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I'll just...

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STARMERGEDDON

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“But I’m not tired...”

Drewnogal
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Where do babies come from?

He was 5 so, as recommended by my Dr Miriam Stoppard book, I kept it simple and answered the question. “It’s from a special place between where I wee and poo”. Off he wanders ... .

Three weeks later ..... “I think I can see that special place mummy?” We’re showering after his swimming lesson, I rinse the shampoo from my face to discover him at my feet gazing up at ‘that place’!

Ghost of a Duke

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Why?

Great Big Stees

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Why?
"It looked like chocolate" (after feeding exlax to their sister)

rookie54
free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Why?
*enters thread to post this answer*
*scowls, beaten to the punch*

nyah nyah nyah!!!

LEUR
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I don't know

JS357

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Mommmie!

hakima
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It wasn’t me...

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Ohhhhhhhhh.....I'm tellin'!

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It was an accident ...

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[name] did it.

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