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Are we there yet?


I don't like it (about food they never tried).


NO


I'll just...


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Where do babies come from?

He was 5 so, as recommended by my Dr Miriam Stoppard book, I kept it simple and answered the question. “It’s from a special place between where I wee and poo”. Off he wanders ... .

Three weeks later ..... “I think I can see that special place mummy?” We’re showering after his swimming lesson, I rinse the shampoo from my face to discover him at my feet gazing up at ‘that place’!


Why?


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Why?
"It looked like chocolate" (after feeding exlax to their sister)


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Why?
*enters thread to post this answer*
*scowls, beaten to the punch*

nyah nyah nyah!!!


I don't know


Mommmie!


It wasn’t me...


Ohhhhhhhhh.....I'm tellin'!

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It was an accident ...

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[name] did it.