Things kids say ...

Are we there yet?

I don't like it (about food they never tried).

NO

I'll just...

“But I’m not tired...”

Where do babies come from?

He was 5 so, as recommended by my Dr Miriam Stoppard book, I kept it simple and answered the question. “It’s from a special place between where I wee and poo”. Off he wanders ... .

Three weeks later ..... “I think I can see that special place mummy?” We’re showering after his swimming lesson, I rinse the shampoo from my face to discover him at my feet gazing up at ‘that place’!

Why?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Why?

"It looked like chocolate" (after feeding exlax to their sister)

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Why?

*enters thread to post this answer*
*scowls, beaten to the punch*

nyah nyah nyah!!!

I don't know

Mommmie!

It wasn’t me...

Ohhhhhhhhh.....I'm tellin'!

It was an accident ...

[name] did it.