Things kids say ...

I dared (name) to eat dirt. Is he going to die?

@great-big-stees said
I dared (name) to eat dirt. Is he going to die?

Mama! Mama! The doggies are stuck together again!

"Please!"
"No"
"Plleeeaaassse!!"
"No, because [insert very logical reason]"
"............Please?"
"No"
"PLEASE!"

"Jesus Christ, okay fine."

Let me do it!

dad???
can you help me get something off the computer without mom knowing???

@drewnogal said
Are we there yet?

#1 is WHY? I need a Nancy Pelosi "that's a clap line"

I can do it, I can!

@torunn said
I can do it, I can!

My kids now. "Here. Hold my beer. Watch this"