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I dared (name) to eat dirt. Is he going to die?

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@great-big-stees said
I dared (name) to eat dirt. Is he going to die?
Mama! Mama! The doggies are stuck together again!

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"Please!"
"No"
"Plleeeaaassse!!"
"No, because [insert very logical reason]"
"............Please?"
"No"
"PLEASE!"

"Jesus Christ, okay fine."

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Let me do it!

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dad???
can you help me get something off the computer without mom knowing???

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@drewnogal said
Are we there yet?
#1 is WHY? I need a Nancy Pelosi "that's a clap line"

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I can do it, I can!

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@torunn said
I can do it, I can!
My kids now. "Here. Hold my beer. Watch this"