Things that can negatively surprise

Discovering it's not chocolate on your 2-year-old's fingers.

@wolfgang59 said
Discovering it's not chocolate on your 2-year-old's fingers.

@caesar-salad said
Finding out that you have bladder cancer rather than kidney stones.

(That was about 12 years ago -- I seem to be clear of it now.)

@wolfgang59 said
Discovering it's not chocolate on your 2-year-old's fingers.

@great-big-stees said
On the subject of chocolate: After ingesting a couple of what you thought were cubes of chocolate that they were in fact ex-lax..."Oh shoot" 😲

Last time I flirted with danger, danger got clingy.

@the-gravedigger said
Last time I flirted with danger, danger got clingy.

@very-rusty said
Maybe you were afraid of commitment! 😉

-VR

An deadly earthquake or costly natural disaster.

2nd place in a tournament of the world.

@executioner-brand said
2nd place in a tournament of the world.

@wolfgang59 said
Should have been =1st ... but we always have the rugby.

maybe they should change the rules for you but I'm not quite sure why?