Things that can negatively surprise

Large cola bottles.

So I’m mixing some drinks and need more coke and I open the fridge and pull our a large bottle. It feels hard and ridged. So I open it and start to pour, but mid-pour the bottle’s structure collapses and a surge of cold sugar water spews over my worktop.

First world problem, but a bloody annoying negative surprise.

This thread has turned out to be more successful than I had imagined.

@divegeester said
This thread has turned out be more successful than I had imagined.

The steering on my car goes light at 140 mph. Its supposed to be a 'sports' car so that was disappointing.
Anyway I have found that you have got to be very careful when you are going double the speed limit as there are some bloody idiots on the road these days.

@the-gravedigger said
The steering on my car goes light at 140 mph. Its supposed to be a 'sports' car so that was disappointing.
Anyway I have found that you have got to be very careful when you are going double the speed limit as there are some bloody idiots on the road these days.

A "punctured" condom.

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@great-big-stees said
A "punctured" condom.

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@very-rusty said
A condom can mean a person is having sex with multiple partners.

-VR

@torunn said
We don't talk much about sex in this forum, only of partners.

@very-rusty said
Probably because of the age limit being set at 13. I suggest there are 13 year olds probably know more than some adults. Then there are other 13 year olds who are innocent so best not to go into detail.

-VR

@torunn said
Whatever we know, it's private.

Back on topic ...

A giant spider in the mail box. Or worse, a wasp nest.

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When you find out you have explosive diarrhea.
Definitely a negative surprise.

going back to a chess game and no matter how hard you look you cannot find your queen