Things that mark the passing of time

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Favourite Quote: "He invested part in some kind of fruit company"

Clocks

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Clocks

Fashion.

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@mchill said
I sincerely wish I could like that movie. It had an uplifting theme, and some genuine humor; however - most of my relatives were a bunch of mindless, beer swilling loggers and millhands, most of whom talked just like Forrest Gump. The only difference being Forrest was born that way, while my idiot relatives chose to be. 🙁

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a measure of the decreasing moisture in the wad of gum stuck to yer office chair

@mchill said
I sincerely wish I could like that movie. It had an uplifting theme, and some genuine humor; however - most of my relatives were a bunch of mindless, beer swilling loggers and millhands, most of whom talked just like Forrest Gump. The only difference being Forrest was born that way, while my idiot relatives chose to be. 🙁

@mchill said
I’m not seeing the comparison between your description of your relatives behaviours and those of Forest Gump in the movie,

Clearly, you've never met any of my relatives.