06 Dec 20
When you throw away the cardboard from the centre of the loo roll is it important to remove any bits of paper stuck to it?
Should the curry be served on top of the rice or beside the rice?
We can't possibly hope to answer such weighty questions, but let's at least attempt to tease out the ones that matter?
How do you decide when the toothpaste tube is truly empty and how should we pass this wisdom to the next generation?
(Don't panic this is NOT a metaphor)
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06 Dec 20
@relentless-red saidThe toothpaste quandary can be easily, though sometimes messily, taken care of by cutting the tube open and getting at the last bits.
When you throw away the cardboard from the centre of the loo roll is it important to remove any bits of paper stuck to it?
Should the curry be served on top of the rice or beside the rice?
We can't possibly hope to answer such weighty questions, but let's at least attempt to tease out the ones that matter?
How do you decide when the toothpaste tube is truly empty and how should we pass this wisdom to the next generation?
(Don't panic this is NOT a metaphor)
06 Dec 20
@great-big-stees saidBut is this the way forwards? Do you do that?
The toothpaste quandary can be easily, though sometimes messily, taken care of by cutting the tube open and getting at the last bits.
@great-big-stees saidThings That Really Matter:
The toothpaste quandary can be easily, though sometimes messily, taken care of by cutting the tube open and getting at the last bits.
1. Eating
2. Sleeping
3. Exercise
4. Socialize (Now keeping distance policy in mind)
5. Doing something nice for someone every day!
-VR
06 Dec 20
@great-big-stees said
The toothpaste quandary can be easily, though sometimes messily, taken care of by cutting the tube open and getting at the last bits.
How do you decide when the toothpaste tube is truly empty and how should we pass this wisdom to the next generation?
this is possibly the time for me to announce to the world my invention of the tube sucker
it's basically the same olde vacuum cleaner that yer mum used to corral all the pet hair and cherrios from the kitchen floor, but specifically designed for toothpaste tubes, cake icing utensils, hemorrhoid medicine tubes, and for the special snake oil i sell at my other store
my lil sucker device will apply the most intense, yet gentle, vacuum suction to the tube to remove every last iota of product from the tube itself
no more cutting!
no more stomping on the tube!
zero aggravation!
take comfort in the knowledge that you will be getting the absolute value of a lifetime in those final grams of goodness that were thought forever lost to tubular incarceration
place yer orders now, either online or by email
you will glad you did
become a tube sucker today, and get yers now!
@Very-Rusty
Sounds like your on a Health & Safety course Rusty [edit] Maybe Lemon should do the same on the rhyme thread😉🚬
06 Dec 20
@relentless-red saidOne question that matters is, what is the proper way to select a football side to follow.
When you throw away the cardboard from the centre of the loo roll is it important to remove any bits of paper stuck to it?
Should the curry be served on top of the rice or beside the rice?
We can't possibly hope to answer such weighty questions, but let's at least attempt to tease out the ones that matter?
How do you decide when the toothpaste tube is truly empty and how should we pass this wisdom to the next generation?
(Don't panic this is NOT a metaphor)
Also, is breakfast for dinner appropriate, or a mockery of culinary mores.
06 Dec 20
@they saidWow, massive questions. I'm glad I never set out in the belief we would find answers.
One question that matters is, what is the proper way to select a football side to follow.
Also, is breakfast for dinner appropriate, or a mockery of culinary mores.
I remember a small group of Liverpool away fans singing 'Get the Woolies out the Kop' (to the tune of your not singing anymore). They were then chastised by some others on the trip as they were from Birkenhead themselves!?!
The loyal supporter who goes to every match, sings their heart out for the team, but was born at the other end of the country where they would have to travel hours to see their home town club and maybe had a scouse grandparent or the person more nearby who suddenly crawls out the woodwork because we win the league???
People from the other side of the world who just love the culture. I got over to the Super Cup final in Istanbul 15 months ago. Hardly met any scouse fans. Probably ran out of money after Kyiv followed by Madrid.
I ate porridge for lunch the other day. I just fancied it. Big questions!!
06 Dec 20
@hells-caretaker saidI just like being as healthy as I can. I've had my health issues over the years, but think my physical condition helped me in my recovery time.
@Very-Rusty
Sounds like your on a Health & Safety course Rusty [edit] Maybe Lemon should do the same on the rhyme thread😉🚬
The heathier one is the better chances you have of making it when you have a major medical set back.
-VR
06 Dec 20
@ghost-of-a-duke saidMan there are so many more things in life that matter than winning a game of scrabble.
Absolutely!
-VR