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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Q. Will we ever run out of questions?
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Originally posted by wolfgang59
A. https://www.google.com

Q. Do you think pigeons speak English?
A. The jury's been recessed pending the findings at https://www.google.com

Q. Why do human beings ask questions relentlessly?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A. The jury's been recessed pending the findings at https://www.google.com

Q. Why do human beings ask questions relentlessly?
A: The answer is available on a need-to-know basis.

Q: Have you lived in any towns that had their high street gutted by the emergence of large edge-of-town stores?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
A. https://www.google.com

Q. Do you think pigeons speak English?
Originally posted by wolfgang59
A. https://www.google.com

Note: "Wot". "I no gree".

http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/beginners-guide-to-nigerian-pidgin-english/

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Originally posted by FMF
A: The answer is available on a need-to-know basis.

Q: Have you lived in any towns that had their high street gutted by the emergence of large edge-of-town stores?
A. Many. Small town high streets have been suffering for years and the larger town high streets are now full of pubs, clubs and fast food outlets.

Q. At what age do we become boring old farts?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
A. Many. Small town high streets have been suffering for years and the larger town high streets are now full of pubs, clubs and fast food outlets.

Q. At what age do we become boring old farts?
A. Depends upon the nutritional value of our bodily and spiritual diets.

Q. What if anything does the following statement mean to you: "Important : Posts on this board may be subject to moderation.
Please refrain from spamming, flaming or using excessively offensive language on this board. Review posting guidelines in full. "Russ

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Q. What if anything does the following statement mean to you: "Important : Posts on this board may be subject to moderation. Please refrain from spamming, flaming or using excessively offensive language on this board. Review posting guidelines in full. "Russ
A: It means that the possible reasons for a post's removal is more or less known in advance.

Q: Approximately, for what proportion of your waking hours is it dark outside in any given year?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: It means that the possible reasons for a post's removal is more or less known in advance.

Q: Approximately, for what proportion of your waking hours is it dark outside in any given year?
A. Varies.

Q. When is enuff enuff?


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Q. When is enuff enuff?
A: I suppose it depends on the person. For some people too much of everything is never enough. Others need less.

Q: Columbus did not discover what is now the USA, so why do citizens of the USA celebrate him and his life?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: I suppose it depends on the person. For some people too much of everything is never enough. Others need less.

Q: Columbus did not discover what is now the USA, so why do citizens of the USA celebrate him and his life?
A. Because he played the bumbling fool but always out smarted the bad guy. (I could be getting mixed up with Columbo).

Q. If Columbo, Morse and Miss Marple played Cluedo, who would win and why?


Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Q. If Columbo, Morse and Miss Marple played Cluedo, who would win and why?
A: Columbo ~ because he always knew who was the perpetrator withing the first 5-10 minutes and just spent the rest of the episode toying with them.

Q: How many years will it be till no professional artists are releasing their music on compact discs anymore?


Originally posted by FMF
A: Columbo ~ because he always knew who was the perpetrator withing the first 5-10 minutes and just spent the rest of the episode toying with them.

Q: How many years will it be till no professional artists are releasing their music on compact discs anymore?
A. Depends on an incredible matrix of real and virtual factors. .

Q. What does the word "telepathy" mean to you?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A. Depends on an incredible matrix of real and virtual factors. .

Q. What does the word "telepathy" mean to you?
A. Charlatans. (Or a good Dr Who episode).

Q. What fruit am I thinking of?


Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
A. Charlatans. (Or a good Dr Who episode).

Q. What fruit am I thinking of?
A. An Avocado or two Figs..

Q. Why?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A. An Avocado or two Figs..

Q. Why?
A. Merely demonstrating that telepathy isn't real. (Was thinking of a plum).

Q. Why do over ripe plums taste like melon?

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