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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Odds are never any good.

Q: When someone says, "Man that tastes like 'excrement' " Does it mean that they've actually tasted it?...the excrement I mean.
A: there is a village in South East Asia where they taste exquisite excrement, making sandwiches out of them.

Q: Why do elf's have such a bad rep?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Q: Why do elf's have such a bad rep?
A: They elected their rep using a first past the post system.

Q: Diabetes affects 1 in 11 people around the world, reportedly. Would you expect the incidence to be higher among online chess players who spend part of their spare time posting on forums?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: They elected their rep using a first past the post system.

Q: Diabetes affects 1 in 11 people around the world, reportedly. Would you expect the incidence to be higher among online chess players who spend part of their spare time posting on forums?
A: I'd say, at first glance, no. Now if this were baseball they'd have a stat for that.

Q: Do you often wake up during the night, in your own bed, and wonder where you are?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: I'd say, at first glance, no. Now if this were baseball they'd have a stat for that.

Q: Do you often wake up during the night, in your own bed, and wonder where you are?
A. The Ghost never sleeps.

Q. A bloke in a pub has offered to sell me a penguin. Should I be suspicious?

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
A. The Ghost never sleeps.

Q. A bloke in a pub has offered to sell me a penguin. Should I be suspicious?
A. Of the bloke? - no. Of the penguin? - yes.


Q. Will W&G make another film together?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
A. Of the bloke? - no. Of the penguin? - yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmZIgVoQw4

Q. Will W&G make another film together?
A: If I knew who or what W & G were I might be able to give an informed answer but since I don't I'll go with NO.

Q: Who or what is W & G?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: If I knew who or what W & G were I might be able to give an informed answer but since I don't I'll go with [b]NO.

Q: Who or what is W & G?[/b]
A. Wallace and Gromit.

Q. A bloke in a pub has offered to sell me Elton John. Should I be suspicious?

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
A. Wallace and Gromit.

Q. A bloke in a pub has offered to sell me Elton John. Should I be suspicious?
A: Maybe he meant Elton's John, you may have missed the apostrophe.

Q: My dad was offered a 50% stake in a spaghetti plantation. Should he take it?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
A: Maybe he meant Elton's John, you may have missed the apostrophe.

Q: My dad was offered a 50% stake in a spaghetti plantation. Should he take it?
A: You'd be a fool not to but only if you've got the "balls".

Q: Why does America's build up to a presidential election take two years or so?😴

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
A. Wallace and Gromit.

Q. A bloke in a pub has offered to sell me Elton John. Should I be suspicious?
A: it depends on whether you think he's (1) priceless or (2) worthless.

Q: Do monoglots perhaps not know what they're missing?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: it depends on whether you think he's (1) priceless or (2) worthless.

Q: Do monoglots perhaps not know what they're missing?
A. Hai FMF san

Q. Yagi ga suki desu ka?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: it depends on whether you think he's (1) priceless or (2) worthless.

Q: Do monoglots perhaps not know what they're missing?
A: Only if asked in their one language, otherwise all they hear is ,"Blah,blah, blah..."

Q: How many deaths will it take before all those who have the power to enforce, enact and make it mandatory to have flashing lights, bells and wigwags/gates at all railroad crossings?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Only if asked in their one language, otherwise all they hear is ,"Blah,blah, blah..."

Q: How many deaths will it take before all those who have the power to enforce, enact and make it mandatory to have flashing lights, bells and wigwags/gates at all railroad crossings?
A. How many is irrelevant. Who is.

Q. Why aren't Wallace & Gromit known internationally? 😲

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
A. How many is irrelevant. Who is.

Q. Why aren't Wallace & Gromit known internationally? 😲
A: They were actively suppressed when it was found out they were a front for the communist party.

Q: Why do ice cubes crack when you pour hot water on them?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Q. Why aren't Wallace & Gromit known internationally? 😲
A: Perhaps the relationship between man and dog is not animated in that way elsewhere?

Q: Was The Pink Panther cartoons slightly subversive?

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