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Originally posted by FMF
A: Because stuff by Steve Reich and Phillip Glass didn't manage to push ALL the buttons.

Q: What aspects of your life most come under the jurisdiction of Murphy's Law?
A. DIY and Gardening (although that is Sod's Law)

Q. When will PCs "peak" and no longer need replacing after 4 years?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Q. When will PCs "peak" and no longer need replacing after 4 years?
A: I predict that, every 3-4 years, this will be declared (by marketing people) to have already happened.

Q: What birthday do you reckon marks the end of being "middle aged"?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: I predict that, every 3-4 years, this will be declared (by marketing people) to have already happened.

Q: What birthday do you reckon marks the end of being "middle aged"?
A: The one right after middle age.

Q: Why is today significant?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Why is today significant?
A. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Q. Is capitalism better than socialism?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Q. Is capitalism better than socialism?
A: A blend of the two is probably what would suit most.

Q: Which is your favourite weekday?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: A blend of the two is probably what would suit most.

Q: Which is your favourite weekday?
A. Today.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: The one right after middle age.

Q: Why is today significant?
A: It's a day on which one can use correctly the saying 'today is the first day of the rest of your life'.

Q: On what sea or ocean were you the most seasick ever in your life?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: It's a day on which one can use correctly the saying 'today is the first day of the rest of your life'.

Q: On what sea or ocean were you the most seasick ever in your life?
A: actually, a bathtub age 2.

Q: Why the hell are we in this universe anyway?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Q: Why the hell are we in this universe anyway?
A. The others are full.

Q. Is the rain ever going to stop?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
A. The others are full.

Q. Is the rain ever going to stop?
A: Don't you talk to me about rain till you've walked a mile in my wellingtons.

Q: Why do chess sets so rarely include an extra queen for each set of pieces?

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I would like to know how a Faraday cage works in laymens terms.

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Originally posted by Scotty70
I would like to know how a Faraday cage works in laymens terms.
A: Huh. Who wouldn't? You can just join the free-of-electromagnetic-influences queue on that, pal.

Q: Was Morton Downey Jr's thing for real or a put on?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: Don't you talk to me about rain till you've walked a mile in my wellingtons.

Q: Why do chess sets so rarely include an extra queen for each set of pieces?
A. Because an upside down rook will suffice.

Q. Why can't people spell "Layman's terms"?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
A. Because an upside down rook will suffice.

Q. Why can't people spell "Layman's terms"?
A. Because spelling is hard.

Q. What is the diameter of the Earth's axis?

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Originally posted by Kegge
A. Because spelling is hard.

Q. What is the diameter of the Earth's axis?
A. An axis does not have a diameter.

Q. What is the hardest word to spell?

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