Things You'd Like to Know

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Of course. Why didn't I think of that? 🙂

That's what I'm here for. In fact, I see myself as being here to think of things on everybody's behalf.

Originally posted by FMF
That's what I'm here for. In fact, I see myself as being here to think of things on everybody's behalf.

I think you may be onto something...just not sure what.

Q: Do you know Susie like I know Susie?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Do you know Susie like I know Susie?

A: Oh, oh, oh, what a girl !

Q: Is there none so classy?

Originally posted by FMF
A: Oh, oh, oh, what a girl !

Q: Is there none so classy?

A: Although I don't really "know" her, maybe Suzy. (leader of the Misfits clan)

Q: Is "the light", purported to be seen just before death, simply what a believer has been told to expect?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Although I don't really "know" her, maybe Suzy. (leader of the Misfits clan)

Q: Is "the light", purported to be seen just before death, simply what a believer has been told to expect?

A: Yes.
Q: Why did this thread stall?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Why did this thread stall?

A: Perhaps someone urinated in its petrol tank.

Q: Did I need to add "...metaphorically speaking" to that answer?

Originally posted by FMF
A: Perhaps someone urinated in its petrol tank.

Q: Did I need to add "...metaphorically speaking" to that answer?

A: Certainly not my account.

Q: Have you ever built anything "from scratch"?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Certainly not my account.

Q: Have you ever built anything "from scratch"?

A. I've had a servant build something from scratch. Does that count?

Q. Is keeping servants still politically correct?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
A. I've had a servant build something from scratch. Does that count?

Q. Is keeping servants still politically correct?

A: As long as they are allowed to vote.

Q: In or out...Britain?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: As long as they are allowed to vote.

Q: In or out...Britain?

A. Out! (Borris is never wrong).

Q. What do we do with Borris if he is wrong?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
A. Out! (Borris is never wrong).

Q. What do we do with Borris if he is wrong?

A: Make him P.M.

Q: What if he's right?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Make him P.M.

Q: What if he's right?

A. President of Europe.

Q. My thumb clicks when I clench my fist. Is this normal?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
A. President of Europe.

Q. My thumb clicks when I clench my fist. Is this normal?

A. Stop sucking on it.

Q. What?

Originally posted by josephw
A. Stop sucking on it.

Q. What?

A: Get a new hearing aide.
Q: Do you ever say what, just so you can get more time to formulate an answer?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Get a new hearing aide.
Q: Do you ever say what, just so you can get more time to formulate an answer?

A. No.

Q. 'Why is there something rather than nothing?'