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Things your ma and pa never learned ya!

Things your ma and pa never learned ya!

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Always throw up in a clean toilet!

Never pee into the wind!

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Don't eat corn with braces!

Don't wipe with Poison Ivy (this would be if you were in the woods naturally).

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Originally posted by mlprior
Always throw up in a clean toilet!

Never pee into the wind!
Never whistle with a mouth full of porridge.

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If you go to a party, make sure you get drunk or stoned, or both!

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Never try to roll a joint while driving.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Full beer cans are more easily thrown than empty ones. Wouldn't immediately think that.
and that they fly better when open...šŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Full beer cans are more easily thrown than empty ones. Wouldn't immediately think that.
Heathen! You'd waste beer?! šŸ˜ 

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Don't break two laws at once.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Not a waste when the target is the head of the guy who you've asked nicely to stop commenting on your girlfriend's chest at a barbecue. That's a soldier who went down for a purpose.
A fine act of alcoholic martyrdom :'(

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Not a waste when the target is the head of the guy who you've asked nicely to stop commenting on your girlfriend's chest at a barbecue. That's a soldier who went down for a purpose.
So, Mr. Xenhomophobe, tell me...

Do you have no friends or do you only date ugly women?

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