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Originally posted by sasquatch672
These are false choices. It's like asking "Do you prefer to fellate men or to be mugged on the street by a 7-year-old girl (who, in your case, is more than equal to the task)?" It's trying to improperly frame an argument.
Not fellating men has nothing to do with being mugged by a 7-year-old girl.

Premise 1: Men will always look and comment on a nice girl's chest.
See miniskirt thread for sasquatch's acceptance of this premise

Premise 2: Anyone who comments on your girlfriend's physical attributes will be hit by a full beer can.
See this thread for sasquatch's acceptance of this premise

Therefore, you either have no friends or you have an ugly girlfriend.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
No no no. Wrong again. It's fine to look at my girlfriend. It's not fine to ask her, when you've only met her once, if she knows that she has "really nice tits" and to inquire aloud, again to her, about the size and shape of her nipples. That's when you get hit with a beer can.
What if you've met her twice?

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Don't drive a tractor with a mini skirt on.

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Originally posted by Palynka
What if you've met her twice?
You get over the initial shock of her nice tits and focus on her fine ass instead.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
You get over the initial shock of her nice tits and focus on her fine ass instead.
STOP STOP You're hurting my delicate ears!!!

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Originally posted by mlprior
STOP STOP You're hurting my delicate ears!!!

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Quit your whining and alert a moderator already!

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Originally posted by mlprior
Don't drive a tractor with a mini skirt on.
Don't give sasquatch any ideas.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
You get over the initial shock of her nice tits and focus on her fine ass instead.
Mmmm...

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Always put on clean underwear before you go out!

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Originally posted by 7ate9
they never told me i was God.
What???

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Originally posted by Palynka
What if you've met her twice?
Then you get to feel them, especially in Sasquatch's case, where she'd probably leave him for a celibate guy, just to get away.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
No no no. Wrong again. It's fine to look at my girlfriend. It's not fine to ask her, when you've only met her once, if she knows that she has "really nice tits" and to inquire aloud, again to her, about the size and shape of her nipples. That's when you get hit with a beer can.
The really interesting thing with this story... (And I have to say I've heard it at least 2 dozen times over the years from different people. I'm not saying it isn't true in this case. I'm just saying that it is one of those well-known urban legends that often get's repeated.)

The really interesting thing about this story is that it's not a story about the girlfriend it's a story about the boyfriend. Like most human conflicts it boils down to a statement "YOU are not going to treat ME like that." In this case, "YOU are not going to treat MY girlfirend like that." The girlfriend is an object and is important only to the extent that she is referred to in the possessive.

If it were just some random girl, the male would not have cared. The offense was not done to the girl, but to the male. "YOU are not going to do that to MY..."

Fights happen all of the time because someone said something about "MY team," "MY car," "MY mother," etc.

Just an obesrvation...