This can't be Superman....

Okay I tried to find the Spiderman vs Superman thread to put this into but if Superman turns out to be this wuss, I think my grandmother could kick this guy's a$$ You may have to cut & paste it:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050422/482/lon10704221647

You might want to read this:

http://www.kaos2000.net/soapbox/supermangay.html