This is a test

This is a test

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If your cell phone beeps:THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

Had this been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to cower under your desk, place your head firmly between your knees, and kiss your a$$ good bye.

That you for your attention.

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@moonbus said
If your cell phone beeps:THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

Had this been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to cower under your desk, place your head firmly between your knees, and kiss your a$$ good bye.

That you for your attention.
I don’t have a desk. Where should I cower?😲

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@great-big-stees said
I don’t have a desk. Where should I cower?😲
Under your golf buggy.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Under your golf buggy.
But he’s quite thin. 👍 Oh hang on I read “buddy”. 😲

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@great-big-stees said
I don’t have a desk. Where should I cower?😲
Under your water bed.

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@moonbus said
Under your water bed.
I cower in it.😲

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@great-big-stees said
I cower in it.😲
That’ll do. Got a life vest?

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@moonbus said
That’ll do. Got a life vest?
The only vest I have is one that came with a 3 piece suit I bought back in the mid 60s, for a job at the bank and I’m pretty sure it’s life is coming to an end pretty soon. It’s almost 60 years old. Not even sure if it still fits but we’re I to guess I’m relatively sure it wouldn’t.😲😁

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@moonbus said
If your cell phone beeps:THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

Had this been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to cower under your desk, place your head firmly between your knees, and kiss your a$$ good bye.

That you for your attention.
if i had the flexibility to do so,
i wouldn't need an emergency alert to buss my bum

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@great-big-stees said
The only vest I have is one that came with a 3 piece suit I bought back in the mid 60s, for a job at the bank and I’m pretty sure it’s life is coming to an end pretty soon. It’s almost 60 years old. Not even sure if it still fits but we’re I to guess I’m relatively sure it wouldn’t.😲😁
Yeah, I’m up for bank job.

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@rookie54 said
if i had the flexibility to do so,
i wouldn't need an emergency alert to buss my bum
This was actually only a test of Homeland Security’s rollout of a geo-location software update, not of your flexibility. Thanks again for your cooperation.

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