This is a

I am scared. :'(

"Let's go have coffee instead," Berit offered.

Julio sighed, but agreed. The went to the nearest shop selling cups of brown hot water at outrageous prices. He sat with Berit as if there were a bubble around them, not noticing the grotesquely deformed mysterious man at the next table.

Berit was very aware of the man, however. There was no bubble around her, as it didn't take long to notice that Julio's skills didn't include intelligent conversation. She also noticed that the man was watching them.

Julio babbled about television shows and who killed Kenny, and Berit was about to make an excuse to leave when the mystery man stood up, more or less.

Originally posted by reader1107
Berit was very aware of the man, however. There was no bubble around her, as it didn't take long to notice that Julio's skills didn't include intelligent conversation. She also noticed that the man was watching them.

Suddenly Julio noticed the man, too. "I need to go now. Thanks for everything. Bye." Julio tried to get up and quickly leave, but the mystery man made it to the table faster than the footballer could leave.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
we should change your name from reader to writer 🙂

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
read on, one is bound to turnip 😵

"What are you doing with my wife!"

Julio's mouth dropped open. Wife?

Originally posted by LanndonKane
Oh hahahahaha, because "turnip" rhymes with "turn-up", get it?

"Ansgar, what are you doing here?" Then Berit turned to Julio. "EX-husband."

That didn't seem particularly consoling to Julio. "Um, I, um. Nice meeting you!"

"Wait!" Berit grabbed his arm. "Don't let him give you the wrong idea. He left me. For another man."

Ansgar blushed. "Sorry, it's just that, well, you're JULIO, and I've always been a big fan, and well..., mind if I sit here?"

Berit shook her head at the two men and went back outside to find Bob. And they all lived happily ever after.

Originally posted by reader1107
"Ansgar, what are you doing here?" Then Berit turned to Julio. "EX-husband."

That didn't seem particularly consoling to Julio. "Um, I, um. Nice meeting you!"

"Wait!" Berit grabbed his arm. "Don't let him give you the wrong idea. He left me. For another man."

Ansgar blushed. "Sorry, it's just that, well, you're JULIO, and I've always been ...[text shortened]... men and went back outside to find Bob. And they all lived happily ever after.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
ONE KICK IN THE JUNK !!!😠

Thats the Karate i get , one kick in the junk??

It wasn't even a Mai geri 😕





edit . otherwise, well done reader 😉

I thought the mysterious man would turn out to be Ironman.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I thought the mysterious man would turn out to be Ironman.