This morning...

While mixing cement, I found the actual reason for Global warming...which was nice.

With all the coastal construction, displacement from super tankers/marine vessels, fat marine life and everybody dipping their feet in the sea, this is the actual reason for rising sea levels.

How could this have gone unnoticed?

To reverse the effects all that is required is we take everything out of the sea, put the marine life on a diet and voilà.

You're a genius. Long will this day be remembered henceforth as Woodgie Day.

We're in Nobel Prize territory here. the practitioners of the Sticky Thread Game now need to be very worried.

You are too kind.

Since my first discovery I have gone on to produce verifiable and reproducible data to reinforce my hypothesis.

I dropped a rock in a puddle, and low and behold, the air around the puddle got warmer.
My findings are on their way to Stephen Hawking for validation.

Originally posted by Woodgie
You are too kind.

Since my first discovery I have gone on to produce verifiable and reproducible data to reinforce my hypothesis.

I dropped a rock in a puddle, and low and behold, the air around the puddle got warmer.
My findings are on their way to Stephen Hawking for validation.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Was your hypothesis a "an" or an "a"?

Originally posted by Woodgie
Excellent question and thanks for asking.

It was "an" hypothesis or to avoid complete ambiguity "my".
In situations where I am unsure as how to use "an" or "a", I like to assign the "thing" to someone or something.

As an example: (re-write this as "let me give this example" if "an" doesn't work for you).

A Diary belonging to..., would become Mr. Smiths Diary.

Hope this helps.

Originally posted by coquette
We're in Nobel Prize territory here. the practitioners of the Sticky Thread Game now need to be very worried.

Did the density and mass of the planet earth increase, as you mixed the cement?

I might hold you personally responsible for recent earthquakes! 😠

-m

Originally posted by Woodgie
While mixing cement, I found the actual reason for Global warming...which was nice.

With all the coastal construction, displacement from super tankers/marine vessels, fat marine life and everybody dipping their feet in the sea, this is the actual reason for rising sea levels.

How could this have gone unnoticed?

To reverse the effects all that is required is we take everything out of the sea, put the marine life on a diet and voilà.

Originally posted by Mimor
Sharks would be far grumpier than usual. This could be a big problem as they are known to be jerks even under the best of circumstances.

Originally posted by Mimor
Sharks would be far grumpier than usual. This could be a big problem as they are known to be jerks even under the best of circumstances.