Well, due to my wonderful unemployment I have far too much time on my hands and thought I would ressurrect the gleeful competition that is the Thread Killing Champ.
A few changes though, it seems the forums have been mighty slow recently so to get a substantial sample of threads I have gone back to 1st January 2011. Also thanks to the automatic closure of threads after 60 days we also have a definitive answer to when a thread can be considered dead.
So without further ado, the results in reverse order!
A school report with "MUST TRY HARDER" is red pen for those with just the one kill each:
alexlieb
AThousandYoung
avalanchethecat
Bobla45
bongoking
Bushless
cemcana
coquette
CPFC Streatham
DiscoFingerz
dottewell
Drewfus
duecer
enrico20
galveston75
Hand of Hecate
hintjul
ich binimKopfweg
Kegge
Loose Screw
Luck
Marinkatomb
mathemos
michael liddle
MikeEnglish
mlprior
orangutan
Pawn Qween
randolf
Raven69
rbmorris
Rene Pogel
Rhymester
roger daltry
rookie54
Russ
Sahuaro
Sam The Sham
SecretShhhh
st00p1dfac3
stoker
Sunburnt
SwissGambit
taipei5200
templar73
Tinmart69
uzless
Wajoma
Yorobot
A half hearted applause for those of you with 2 kills each:
Agerg
Doward
finnegan
Iere man
IshDaGegg
JS357
KJCavalier
reinfeld
RevRSleeker
Sicilian Smaug
smw6869
Woodgie
YEAH BOY
A short lived, embarrassed one man standing ovation for those of you with 3 kills each:
Daemon Sin
HandyAndy
mortisdead
Ragnorak
shavixmir
shortcircuit
SmookieP
whodey
A disdainful false smile from a middle manager for those of you with 4 kills each:
Bosse de Nage
clive59
expuddlepirate
leestatic
mrs miggins
RBHILL
skeeter
Uncontrollable sniggering from the back of the class for those of you with 5 kills each:
catfoodtim
huckleberryhound
Kewpie
A "Greatest disco hits of the 80's" cassette tape for those of you with 6 kills each:
lausey
wormwood
zeeblebot
A tin of Quality Street chocolates with all the good ones taken out for those of you with 7 kills each:
Nordlys
Palynka
robbie carrobie
Suzianne
A dummies guide to cooking for those of you with 8 kills each:
trev33
A half eaten sandwich, an empty coke can and a Twix for those of you with 10 kills each:
adramforall
Phlabibit
Shallow Blue
A copy of The Watchtower delivered to your door for those of you with 11 kills each:
Crowley
scacchipazzo
Seitse
A blue screen of death for those of you with 12 kills each:
FreakyKBH
A rotting cat in a box for those of you with 13 kills each:
divegeester
Ok now to our top 3 RHP thread killers of 2011 so far.
A weekend of survival training and hunting with Hand of Hecate for those of you in joint 3rd place with a thunderous 14 kills each:
ChessPraxis
jimslyp69
mikelom
sonhouse
An all inclusive trip to Broadmoor Hospital for our 2nd place thread killer with 20 kills:
Great Big Stees
And finally, a cacophany of uproar and mumblings of Quelle Suprise to our 2011 Thread Killing Champ with 21 confirmed kills:
The unsupressable Very Rusty!
Originally posted by PonderableSame here! * while patting self on back* even though I only made third place. I swear I will try harder in future🙂
Is it more honourable to kill a thread or to post something people think worthy of a reply?
(Indeed I am only uttering this in the hope to kill that thread at least)
Originally posted by cadwahThat's hardly fair, as #1 and #2 are Canadians, and they are just abrasive by nature, as are the Irish, Scots,and English.
Ok now to our top 3 RHP thread killers of 2011 so far.
A weekend of survival training and hunting with Hand of Hecate for those of you in joint 3rd place with a thunderous 14 kills each:
ChessPraxis
jimslyp69
mikelom
sonhouse
An all inclusive trip to Broadmoor Hospital for our 2nd place thread killer with 20 kills:
Great Big Stees
And final ...[text shortened]... prise to our 2011 Thread Killing Champ with 21 confirmed kills:
The unsupressable Very Rusty!
Originally posted by cadwahI always did excel in this discipline.
Ok now to our top 3 RHP thread killers of 2011 so far.
A weekend of survival training and hunting with Hand of Hecate for those of you in joint 3rd place with a thunderous 14 kills each:
ChessPraxis
jimslyp69
mikelom
sonhouse
An all inclusive trip to Broadmoor Hospital for our 2nd place thread killer with 20 kills:
Great Big Stees
And final ...[text shortened]... prise to our 2011 Thread Killing Champ with 21 confirmed kills:
The unsupressable Very Rusty!