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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't know. I thought you were the author?
Not me - I was just reporting that you were up for the part.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Not me - I was just reporting that you were up for the part.
Oh. So who is the author?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh. So who is the author?
I don't know, but maybe you should find out before you go to auditions as a toaster. It will impress the director.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I don't know, but maybe you should find out before you go to auditions as a toaster. It will impress the director.
That's why I was asking.

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Here I come Constantinople
Here I come Constantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come

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scamander

to wander about. A rare word, it apparently comes from Skamandros, the name of a river in Homer's Iliad. Another, more familiar English word with the same meaning is meander: this is also based on the name of a river, a real one this time, the Menderes, known in ancient times as the Maiandros.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Here I come Constantinople
Here I come Constantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

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Originally posted by ark13
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can' ...[text shortened]... le
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Ratibor! Und der Fluss Mississippi und die Stadt Honolulu und der See Titicaca; der Popocatepetl liegt nicht in Kanada, sondern in Mexiko, Mexiko, Mexiko.

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Originally posted by ark13
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can' ...[text shortened]... le
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
And constantinople was Byzantium. Hooray...

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Of being an idiot?
something like that huh.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ratibor! Und der Fluss Mississippi und die Stadt Honolulu und der See Titicaca; der Popocatepetl liegt nicht in Kanada, sondern in Mexiko, Mexiko, Mexiko.
Flatky rein blatsume. Popstindle brigney spap.

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Originally posted by ark13
Flatky rein blatsume. Popstindle brigney spap.
Just for you, here's the English translation, and some more, too:

Trinidad! And the big Mississippi and the town Honolulu and the lake Titicaca,
the Popocateptl is not in Canada, rather in Mexico, Mexico, Mexico!
Canada Malaga Rimini Brindisi Canada Malaga Rimini Brindisi
Canada Malaga Rimini Brindisi Canada Malaga Rimini Brindisi
Yes, Tibet, Tibet, Tibet, Tibet,
Nagasaki, Yokohoma, Nagasaki, Yokohoma
What to do to die today at a minute or two till two
A thing distinctly hard to say, yet harder still to do
For he'll beat a tatoo, at twenty till two
With a rat-tit tat-tat-tit tat-tat-tit t-to
And the dragon will come, when he hears the drum
At a minute to two, to two today
At a minute to two, to two
Bee-Bah Bee-Bah, tee-tee-tee
Bee-Bah Bee-Bah, tee-tee-tee
Bee-Bah Bee-Bah, tee-tee-tee, SSSSSSssssaaaaaa
Bee-Bah Bee-Bah, tee-tee-tee
Bee-Bah Bee-Bah, tee-tee-tee
Bee-Bah Bee-Bah, tee-tee-tee, SSSSSSssssaaaaaa
Aluminum, Lynolium, Aluminum, Lynolium, Aluminum, Lynolyium
Toy boat, Toy boat, Toy boat, Toy boat, Toy boat
Red leather, yellow leather, Red leather, yellow leather, Red leather, yellow leather
Cinnamon, Synonym, Cinnamon, Synonym, Cinnamon, Synonym
Unique New York
Unique New York
Unique New York
Unique New York
Woo-Wah-War-Wow
Woo-Wah-War-Wow
Wooooooo-Wahhhhh-Warrrrr-WOW!

(That was the soprano's text of the "Geographical Fugue" by Ernst Toch in the English translation.)

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Originally posted by windmill
something like that huh.
You said it, not me.

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hey, I'm baaaaack!

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
hey, I'm baaaaack!
Crap. At least I won the bet pool for when you'd be back. I was hoping nobody would win 🙁.

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