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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Thank you, my son. You shall never run out of tomato sauce.
Can you guarantee there'll never be tomato sauce running out of me?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Can you guarantee there'll never be tomato sauce running out of me?
If you give up your unnoodly ways, tomato sauce shall never run out of you.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
If you give up your unnoodly ways, tomato sauce shall never run out of you.
Maybe I should reconsider. I've always wanted to play in a Spaghetti Western.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Maybe I should reconsider. I've always wanted to play in a Spaghetti Western.
And the beer volcano and the strippers! Ah, tis a fine life on the parmesan plains.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Maybe I should reconsider. I've always wanted to play in a Spaghetti Western.
How very noodly of you.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
How very noodly of you.
I'm not sure if I'm being noodly or not. I'm afraid that repenting of unnoodliness will compromise my acting career.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'm not sure if I'm being noodly or not. I'm afraid that repenting of unnoodliness will compromise my acting career.
If it's the tomato sauce you are worried about: The promise that tomato sauce shall never run out of you if you repent was given because that seemed to be what you wanted. The arrangement can be changed. I can let it run out of you whenever you want. You'll be the noodliest Spaghetti Western actor ever seen.

N.N.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I can let it run out of you whenever you want. You'll be the noodliest Spaghetti Western actor ever seen.
*starts playing the Cowboy Harmonica Sonata*

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ha! I have been released from prison!
But are you reformed?

Things were quiet in the forums once all you hard-core swearers got locked up.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
But are you reformed?

Things were quiet in the forums once all you hard-core swearers got locked up.
Ark warned me that you might start asking questions. 😞

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Hey Noodlys. I hope we can party again sometime soon. Next week we're going to be learning new swearwords that no one has caught on to yet.

See you then! 🙂

Darv

PS. Your underpants are still on my ceiling fan.

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Originally posted by darvlay
PS. Your underpants are still on my ceiling fan.
😲

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Originally posted by RookRAK
😲
Don't look at me. I don't know how it happened. One second, Noodlys is throwing back the JD. Next thing I know, she's doing laps around the parking lot with no clothes on.

She's a wild one, man. This pleasantries are all an act. This woman is a veritable she-beast.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Don't look at me. I don't know how it happened. One second, Noodlys is throwing back the JD. Next thing I know, she's doing laps around the parking lot with no clothes on.

She's a wild one, man. This pleasantries are all an act. This woman is a veritable she-beast.
I'd advise caution Darv. I wouldn't want to incur the wrath of Nordlys if I were you.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Don't look at me. I don't know how it happened. One second, Noodlys is throwing back the JD. Next thing I know, she's doing laps around the parking lot with no clothes on.

She's a wild one, man. This pleasantries are all an act. This woman is a veritable she-beast.
That's very unnoodly of you. 😠 By the way, what's a JD (not sure I really want to know...😕)?

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