Originally posted by Moldy CrowSorry, had to take a shower first. Now I am really off to bed, so just start talking about me. But make sure to use some bad words, so that the posts will be deleted before I wake up again. I hate you all. 😀
Aren't you supposed to be in bed? Go to sleep so we can talk about you.
Originally posted by NordlysIs an "elefant" like an "elephant"? If so, how would one swing a dead one? Are there many dead elephants lying around in Norway? Or were you going to go to the zoo and kills theirs, just to have an usual weapon with which to bludgeon Moldy?
You probably knew in your subconsciousness that I would hit you with a dead elefant if you didn't leave out the "l". It wouldn't have been pleasant. You have to be careful with such man-haters as me.
Originally posted by RookRAKOops, yes. 😳
Is an "elefant" like an "elephant"?
If so, how would one swing a dead one?
Pick it up and swing it.
Are there many dead elephants lying around in Norway?
Yes, at every corner. Very annoying, you have to climb over them to get anywhere. Or pick them up, swing them and throw them at the next car.
Or were you going to go to the zoo and kills theirs, just to have an usual weapon with which to bludgeon Moldy?
No, I didn't go to the zoo and kills theirs. 🙄 We don't even have a zoo.
I find it a bit surprising that you have to ask so many questions about the use of dead elephants as weapons, and then you call them usual weapons. 😛
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Originally posted by NordlysThat does it - I'm firing my proofreader today!
Oops, yes. 😳
[b]If so, how would one swing a dead one?
Pick it up and swing it.
Are there many dead elephants lying around in Norway?
Yes, at every corner. Very annoying, you have to climb over them to get anywhere. Or pick them up, swing them and throw them at the next car.
Or were you going to go to the zoo and kills theirs, ...[text shortened]... estions about the use of dead elephants as weapons, and then you call them usual weapons. 😛[/b]
So, either you are very strong person, or these elephant carcasses are very small elephants.
Why is Norway littered with elephant carcasses? Is it some sort of reverse-tourism strategy to keep people away? "Stay Away from Norway, Land of the Elephant Carcass (and world leader in elephant-as-weapon crimes)"
Do they import live baby elephants and kill them, then scatter them about? Or does a boat full of elephant carcasses show up periodically to replenish the supply?
As you can tell, I have so many questions ...
Originally posted by RookRAKI am a very strong person. It's a very useful characteristic for a man-hater.
So, either you are very strong person, or these elephant carcasses are very small elephants.
Why is Norway littered with elephant carcasses?
The climate is not very elephant-friendly, so when the Indian tourists come riding on their elephants, the elephants often die. And just like any other tourists, those Indian elephant-riders are very bad at cleaning up after themselves. They just walk home and leave the dead elephants here.
Originally posted by NordlysLOL, you make me chuckle.
I am a very strong person. It's a very useful characteristic for a man-hater.
[b]Why is Norway littered with elephant carcasses?
The climate is not very elephant-friendly, so when the Indian tourists come riding on their elephants, the elephants often die. And just like any other tourists, those Indian elephant-riders are very bad at cleaning up after themselves. They just walk home and leave the dead elephants here.[/b]