Originally posted by NordlysPerhaps Norway should start making tourist check their animals at the border.
I am a very strong person. It's a very useful characteristic for a man-hater.
[b]Why is Norway littered with elephant carcasses?
The climate is not very elephant-friendly, so when the Indian tourists come riding on their elephants, the elephants often die. And just like any other tourists, those Indian elephant-riders are very bad at cleaning up after themselves. They just walk home and leave the dead elephants here.[/b]
Did you develop your super-human strength from lifting dead elephants? I think there might be a market for a working video.
Originally posted by RookRAKIt's a psychological thing. Hatred releases a lot of strength. Before my psychoanalyst, arrakis, had helped me to access my true feelings, which mostly consist of hatred towards men, I couldn't even lift a mosquito.
Did you develop your super-human strength from lifting dead elephants?
Originally posted by NordlysSo, if I understand this correctly, you're more like "The Incredible Hulk", only possessing super-human strength when angry.
It's a psychological thing. Hatred releases a lot of strength. Before my psychoanalyst, arrakis, had helped me to access my true feelings, which mostly consist of hatred towards men, I couldn't even lift a mosquito.
Do you turn green?
It's good that arrakis was able to help you, because whacking someone with a dead mosquito would be fairly ineffective. Perhaps he can help you channel that anger and clean up Norway by flinging all the elephant carcasses back to India.
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Originally posted by RookRAKI don't know "The Incredible Hulk". But I draw my strength from hatred, not from anger. You are partly right though - I couldn't throw an elephant at a woman or a polar bear, because I am not a woman-hater or a polar-bear-hater.
So, if I understand this correctly, you're more like "The Incredible Hulk", only possessing super-human strength when angry.
Do you turn green?
Green is my natural colour, as you can see in my avatar. But I can turn red when angry.
