Originally posted by NordlysAn eskimo pushes his broken-down skido into the local garage.
Sorry, but Daemon Sin was first. That's why he got that eskimo woman he was singing about.
The mechanic takes a look and goes "Hmmmm... looks like you blew a seal"
The Eskimo replies "No, that's just the frost on my moustache!"
WOW!!! Free Eskimo women?!
That's great cos my mail order Russian bride was starting to wear out!
Originally posted by Moldy CrowIf Nordlys has a set, she can come get her some of the Wyldman. I kick @ss first, take names later.
Never ask Nordlys for a "break". She will take the request literally and you'll end up in the hospital.
Originally posted by zakkwylderBut she is an angry woman who is short on chocolate. You're lunch, dude.
If Nordlys has a set, she can come get her some of the Wyldman. I kick @ss first, take names later.
(And I'd wager that she does indeed have a "set".)
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, so I'll rather post today's Weird and Wonderful Word:
pannage
the right to pasture pigs in a wood, or the payment for that right. This might be useful to revive as a modern word for dog-walking privileges in a yard or common area, and it might encourage pet owners to apply for (and pay for) such rights.
Originally posted by NordlysI pasture my pigs in my neighbors yard when they are at work .... well, I would if I had any pigs.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, so I'll rather post today's Weird and Wonderful Word:
pannage
the right to pasture pigs in a wood, or the payment for that right. This might be useful to revive as a modern word for dog-walking privileges in a yard or common area, and it might encourage pet owners to apply for (and pay for) such rights.