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Originally posted by RookRAK
Something really crazy. Having an insane leader who takes all your money helps. Or one who makes you drink poison kool-aid, or waits for the space ships to take you away.
We could create our own cult. I am already insane, so I should be the leader.

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
Hi, my name is Dale and I'm with the Jehovah's witnesses. Since this is such a long and regularly attended thread, this would be a great oppurtunity to tell the members of RHP what we're all about....and maybe pick up a couple of converts! So, if you have any questions, please respond to this post or check us out at http://www.towerwatch.com/Witnesses/Beliefs/their_beliefs.htm


Thanks a bunch!
Hmm, I see that's a site which is meant to assist Born-Again Christians in converting Jehovah's Witnesses. So, are you trying to convert the thread to a Jehovah's Witness or a Born-Again Christian?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
We could create our own cult. I am already insane, so I should be the leader.
Sure, you can be the leader. I'm pretty insane too, and don't tend to be easily led - unless I'm amused.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Sure, you can be the leader. I'm pretty insane too, and don't tend to be easily led - unless I'm amused.
You can be my co-leader. I wouldn't know what to do with so much money anyway.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You can be my co-leader. I wouldn't know what to do with so much money anyway.
It's easy really. Since we're insane, we can't do anything sensible with the money. We'd have to do something like build the world's largest mashed potato sculpture.

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Wow.....this thread will never die. If the idea of a Jehovah's witness going around trying to convert people is not enough to kill a thread, then there is simply no way to do it. I've only gotten everybody going off on another tangent.

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
Wow.....this thread will never die. If the idea of a Jehovah's witness going around trying to convert people is not enough to kill a thread, then there is simply no way to do it. I've only gotten everybody going off on another tangent.
Well, you're realistic 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Any suggestions?
I think we could have fun with a cult that has lots of free sex and some rad robes and hats. But I refuse to wear sandals. I also think we should stay away from any with ritual castration as part of the doctrine.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I think we could have fun with a cult that has lots of free sex and some rad robes and hats. But I refuse to wear sandals. I also think we should stay away from any with ritual castration as part of the doctrine.
I'm with you Moldy - no castration for me.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I'm with you Moldy - no castration for me.
We have to decide on colors for the hats and robes. It has to be something that'll draw in the confused co-eds to the sex part, but look spiritual too.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
We have to decide on colors for the hats and robes. It has to be something that'll draw in the confused co-eds to the sex part, but look spiritual too.
I think all you need to attract coeds is beer; occassionally a little music. At least that's the way I remember it ...

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I think all you need to attract coeds is beer; occassionally a little music. At least that's the way I remember it ...
We could even market our own line of "Cult Coeds Gone Wild" videos.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
We could even market our own line of "Cult Coeds Gone Wild" videos.
😲😲😲😲😲

I'm in !!!!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I also think we should stay away from any with ritual castration as part of the doctrine.
Why? It sounds like a great idea to me.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
We have to decide on colors for the hats and robes. It has to be something that'll draw in the confused co-eds to the sex part, but look spiritual too.
Co-eds? What does that mean in this context? All I found was "a woman who attends a coeducational college or university".

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