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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Normal people? What's that?
Don't worry,I wasn't referring to you.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Don't worry,I wasn't referring to you.
Thanks, otherwise I would have been very offended.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am impressed. You can be our prophet.
He can have the prophet part, can I have the profit part?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
He can have the prophet part, can I have the profit part?
Profit will be shared between the founders.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Profit will be shared between the founders.
Are the robes and hats provided or is that something I have to pay for?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Are the robes and hats provided or is that something I have to pay for?
I think we should be a cult which sparingly choose which laws we obey, but make a big deal out of certain ones. For example, we could make running a stop sign the most serious offense.

Therefore, we should simply steal our robes etc

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Oooh, thanks! (My foot needs it. 😞)
Did the pigeons arrive yet? (And hopefully remain free of bird flu)

I'm eating chocolate chip mint ice cream right now.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Are you really a Jehovah's Witness, or are you screwing with the nut-cases here?
I don't even know anymore!

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
I don't even know anymore!
You can become a member of our new cult.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Did the pigeons arrive yet? (And hopefully remain free of bird flu)

I'm eating chocolate chip mint ice cream right now.
bah! 🙁 If you're going to tell us you can at least share

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Did the pigeons arrive yet? (And hopefully remain free of bird flu)

I'm eating chocolate chip mint ice cream right now.
No pigeons yet. 🙁 Maybe they were stopped at the border?

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Originally posted by wucky3
bah! 🙁 If you're going to tell us you can at least share
I sent a shipment to Nordlys this afternoon. Maybe I can radio them to drop some for you on the way over. (yes, my carrier pigeons can also talk on the radio)

edit: the coolers are rather heavy, so watch your head, or put on a hard hat

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No pigeons yet. 🙁 Maybe they were stopped at the border?
I think they should be there soon - they are very fast pigeons. They also have the latest in carrier pigeon stealth technology, so they should fly over the border undetected.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
edit: the coolers are rather heavy, so watch your head, or put on a hard hat
Now you are telling us... 😞 That hurt! Oh well, I'll put some ice cream on the swelling.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Now you are telling us... 😞 That hurt! Oh well, I'll put some ice cream on the swelling.
Sorry. I had a little design problem. If I fitted the coolers with little parachutes, it was too heavy for the pigeons, or else I'd have to send a very large flock which would show up on radar and risk being shot down with surface-to-bird missiles.

So instead I opted to just let the ice cream free-fall since the coolers were sturdy. Unfortunately sometimes people get bonked on the head.

Perhaps I should start using Fed Ex.

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