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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
...."Good morning , ladies !"
what about me?

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Originally posted by The Plumber
what about me?
Sorry . I assumed from the marital aid you have for an avatar that you were a chic . So good morning to you too !

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Originally posted by The Plumber
what about me?
Hey Het Blumper 🙂

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Sorry . I assumed from the marital aid you have for an avatar that you were a chic . So good morning to you too !
If you'll just turn around, I'll show you another use for it....😠

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Hey Het Blumper 🙂
Hey Snordly

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Hi all!

Did I win yet?

Isn't someone gonna get Nordlys another muffin?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Hi all!

Did I win yet?
No. But giving me a muffin would increase your chances of winning. 🙄

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No. But giving me a muffin would increase your chances of winning. 🙄
It will take more than muffins to help my game.

Besides, any muffin I send will be stale before reaching Norway. They do have really good muffins at the bagel bakery down the street. I especially like the pistachio, and well as the cranberry/orange ones.

Now I'm hungry as I had meetings all through lunchtime today and didn't get to eat ... 🙁

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Originally posted by Nordlys
[bArk, have you calmed down?[/b]
Yes, of course I've calmed down! 😠 I was never even upset! His claims were rediculous, and all-in-all truthless. Why would something like that upset me? Monkeys existing? pffft.

BTW, I just realised something. If this thread ever dies (knock on wood), how will we be able to brag of our victory? If the thread dies, that means everyone but the last poster has forgotten about it. However, I believe that last poster (aka me) should be able to trumpet their victory. If they do it in this thread, it'll bring it back to the surface, in which case someone will surely post in it, and spoil the victory's perfection. And if the winner creates another thread, someone will surely dig it up for the same purpose. It is to circumvent these problems that I propose a 48 hour dying period. If the thread is not posted in for 48 hours, it's considered dead, and the last poster wins regardless of the posts that follow after. And this can easily be proven by looking at the elapsed time between posts.

Arf, Arph.

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Originally posted by ark13
Yes, of course I've calmed down! 😠 I was never even upset! His claims were rediculous, and all-in-all truthless. Why would something like that upset me? Monkeys existing? pffft.
Well, they do exist... I just saw a couple of them set off in your direction.

BTW, I just realised something. If this thread ever dies (knock on wood), how will we be able to brag of our victory? If the thread dies, that means everyone but the last poster has forgotten about it. However, I believe that last poster (aka Nordlys) should be able to trumpet their victory. If they do it in this thread, it'll bring it back to the surface, in which case someone will surely post in it, and spoil the victory's perfection. And if the winner creates another thread, someone will surely dig it up for the same purpose. It is to circumvent these problems that I propose a 48 hour dying period. If the thread is not posted in for 48 hours, it's considered dead, and the last poster wins regardless of the posts that follow after. And this can easily be proven by looking at the elapsed time between posts.

Good idea. Maybe the winner (aka me) could ask Phlabibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibit to lock the dead thread before starting a victory thread.

Orff Orff.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, they do exist... I just saw a couple of them set off in your direction.

[b]BTW, I just realised something. If this thread ever dies (knock on wood), how will we be able to brag of our victory? If the thread dies, that means everyone but the last poster has forgotten about it. However, I believe that last poster (aka Nordlys) should be able to tru ...[text shortened]... ibibibibibibibibibibibit to lock the dead thread before starting a victory thread.

Orff Orff.
"I believe that last poster (aka Nordlys) should be able to trumpet their victory".

HAHA...aka WUCKY you mean

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Originally posted by wucky3
"I believe that last poster (aka RookRAK) should be able to trumpet their victory".

HAHA...aka RookRAK you mean
See - you all agree. The winner is unanimously RookRAK.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
See - you all agree. The winner is unanimously WUCKY.

I'm glad we agree on that. Cheers Rooky 😉

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Originally posted by wucky3
"I believe that last poster (aka Nordlys) should be able to trumpet their victory".

HAHA...aka WUCKY you mean
I was curious whether anybody would notice. 🙄 But you are wrong, I do not mean wucky. Sorry. 😛

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Originally posted by ark13
BTW, I just realised something. If this thread ever dies (knock on wood), how will we be able to brag of our victory? If the thread dies, that means everyone but the last poster has forgotten about it. However, I believe that last poster (aka me) should be able to trumpet their victory. If they do it in this thread, it'll bring it back to the surface, in ...[text shortened]... that follow after. And this can easily be proven by looking at the elapsed time between posts.
Or ... maybe, just maybe, we were meant to learn an important lesson in all this ...

Perhaps this thread is simply a reminder that not everything people battle for can be possessed. It's an analogy for the tenuous nature of possession and conquest.

Perhaps winning, in this case, cannot, by definition, be a public celebration. Perhaps the ultimate thread killer (aka RookRAK) will simply have to savor the private knowledge that they are the winner. Aware that calling attention to their victory completely obliterates it ... knowing that closing their hand around the captured butterfly destroys the butterfly ... ...

Awwww ... what am I babbling about. Let's just go with the time limit!

😛🙄😵

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