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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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How many of you here tonight are new to this sort of thing? May I see your hands go up. And a lot of you may have come out of curiosity. Well we all started through curiosity, I started through curiosity. A lot of people think we are abnormal people, but we do assure you that we are the most normal people in the world, aren't we Tony? We think it's the other people that are abnormal. As I say we're a happy crowd, I've found a philosophy that suits me because I am not afraid of death. So it doesn't worry me. I mean how many of you here tonight are afraid of death, there's no need to be. It's absolutely true there is no death, you can't die for the life of you. It's an impossibility. We know that people look on us as if we're something weird, and if any of the union people have come here tonight and expect to see me climbing up the curtains or swinging from the lights you're going to sadly disappointed.

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Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labors left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labors of men that as a result of the labors unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labors of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labors abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard . . . tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . .

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with ...[text shortened]... he stones Cunard . . . tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . .
Don't be prechin' your Jehovah Witness mess to me son.
This is Faith Whale Country.

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with ...[text shortened]... he stones Cunard . . . tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . .
Yay, is this a game???
Do I take all the full stops from the end of the paragraph and try to re-insert them into the text making it coherent???


EDIT: man I need some commas!

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Originally posted by cadwah
EDIT: man I need some commas!
T,h,e,r,e, y,o,u, a,r,e,

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Originally posted by Nordlys
T,h,e,r,e, y,o,u, a,r,e,
You're too kind. Thank you

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Originally posted by cadwah
Yay, is this a game???
Do I take all the full stops from the end of the paragraph and try to re-insert them into the text making it coherent???


EDIT: man I need some commas!
After reading all that crap they posted on the last page, I don't want a comma, I want a coma.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
After reading all that crap they posted on the last page, I don't want a comma, I want a coma.
There you are.

😴

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Can I have a coda?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Can I have a coda?
Only if you give me your dog.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Can I have a coda?
This post contains six codas.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
This post contains six codas.
And a harpoon target.

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Another coda: http://www.beethovenseroica.com/Pg3_anal/1mov/1m41.htm

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Originally posted by Starrman
And a harpoon target.
:'(

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Dead Thread theme music. Any suggestions?