A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, “Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?” The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn't see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks.
When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck “What's your name?” The duck says, ''My name is Huey.'' And the bartender, an affable fellow, especially around ducks, says, “Hello Huey, how has your day been?” “My day's been great,” answers the duck, “I've been slipping in and out of puddles all day.”
Satisfied, the bartender moves to the next duck and asks the same questions. The second duck replies, “My name is Dewey and I've had a great day; I've been slipping in and out of puddles all day.” The bartender says, ''That sounds nice.''
With this the bartender moved to the third duck and thinks to himself about the first ducks' responses, then says to the third duck, “Don't tell me -- your name's Louie and you've been slipping in and out of puddles all day too.” To which the duck replies, “No. My name's Puddles, and I've had a really bad day.”😛
Originally posted by bambeeHaha!
A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, “Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?” The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn't see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks.
When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck “What' ...[text shortened]... day too.” To which the duck replies, “No. My name's Puddles, and I've had a really bad day.”😛
A pig comes into a bar and says to the bartender "Where's the bathroom ? I gotta go BAD ".
"Down the hall to the left ".
A minute later , another pig comes in "Where's the bathroom ? I gotta pee right now !"
"Down the hall to the left ".
Another pig comes in - "Where's the bathroom ?"
The bartender tells him .
Yet another pig comes in asking the same question .
The bartender directs him as well .
You quessed it , a 5th pig comes in . He sits down on a stool , and says "Hi".
The bartender waits , and finally says "Well ? Aren't you going to go to the bathroom like your buddies ?"
The pig says "No , I'm the one that goes wee wee wee all the way home."