Act now! You too can boost your rating! For a limited time and for a rock bottom price I will throw games to boost your rating! No need for complicated and expensive Chess programs, just send check or money order to Hand of Hecate, care of RHP!
As you can see by my mediocre rating, I have successfully been throwing games and boosting the ratings of losers for some time. Now my proven system is being taken public. You too can reap the rewards of guaranteed, yet convincing wins. Tiered prices for straight up resignations($5.00 per game) vs. prolonged cut throat games ending in your stunning last minute victory ($15.00 and up). Beware of imitators, nobody else can F up games like I can. Smack talk will be provided for a $0.01 charge per word.
Act now losers.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIf I join now , is there a clan member discount ?
[b]Act now! You too can boost your rating! For a limited time and for a rock bottom price I will throw games to boost your rating! No need for complicated and expensive Chess programs, just send check or money order to Hand of Hecate, care of RHP!
As you can see by my mediocre rating, I have successfully been throwing games and boosti ...[text shortened]... like I can. Smack talk will be provided for a $0.01 charge per word.
Act now losers.[/b]
Originally posted by Hand of HecateBut I'm one of your enforcers . What benefit is it for me to pay to protect myself against people I'm already beating up ?
How's about I throw in my 'friend for life' extortion program free of charge (For those interested in the protection program, see: http://www.chessatwork.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=26036)?
Originally posted by Shanshu311Sorry, but, I've already been actively trying to lose our game and you're just too good at throwing pieces away. In future games I'll sign you up for the immediate resignation program. 😉
Does this mean that the games were are currently playing...you will lose on purpose?
Woo! I need a win badly. Sign me up!!!!
*happy dance*
Originally posted by Moldy CrowYou may have a point there. However, the 'friend for life' program will give you my mindless agreement and support on any topic. For example you could drink to excess, pass out in mid post, smash your face into the keyboard and end up with "ASGSEFHB W QF%HYGBG$@!R#%$T G%^" for a post. With enrollment in my 'friend for life' program I would rec your post and praise it as a stunning example of modern literature followed by quoting your post in other threads, particularly the spirituality forum where others are sure to praise your wisdom.
But I'm one of your enforcers . What benefit is it for me to pay to protect myself against people I'm already beating up ?
