Always said he wanted 'to become a bear.' He would leave his digs in Malibu each spring and journey to Alaska to 'study the bears. To become one with them.' He got his wish. He did have to settle for becoming just a single good meal for them, but hey! You can't have everything, can you? He definitely became one with a few of them.
Tim and his Girl freind... Ms. anonymous apparently... Eaten By Bears. Now aint' that the sh*ts! Moral of the story... 'BE Careful when you go out to harass bears all summer. Some bears don't know you are Saving Them. They might just see you as a bother and/or a snack!'
Oh, by the way... 'Sorry, LittleBear. I know, I know. You hate this thread too. Sorry.'